@joeywongg

Sunday, November 29, 2009

HAHAHA i just joined this fb grp- If 1,170,000 ppl join,my girlfriend will marry me!

THIS IS UBER CUTE IF ONLY MY BF IS SOOO CUTE :D

when i joined the group i LOL-ed at his decription. here goes:



I have been with my girlfriend (Caroline) for over five years now. Six months ago, I made a proposal to her, but she rejected me. It was not about the amount of money that I have in bank or my ordinary look. I asked her why but she refused to tell me. I suspected that there was a third person in our relationship but I realized that it wasn't.

Two weeks ago, I proposed to her again. This time I brought her back to the place where we first met and I thought that I would succeed this time, but.... yet again I failed. She rejected me and this REALLY drove me mad. I love her very much, I can even give up my soul for her but why??

Then she told me that if I can get 1,170,000 people to back me up with my proposal, she will put on the ring.

This is ridiculous as where could I get such number of people but soon I realized that Facebook is the hope. I was reluctant at first because the whole world might laugh at me.

You can call me a fool or anything but I don't care anymore because for her I'll do anything. This group was born out of my LOVE to her.

You might be wondering why 1,170,000?

Well, We met on January, 17th, it was simply our anniversary date and to her (and me) this is a BIG Day!

I hope that you could help me to achieve the DREAM of my life.

It would be really helpful if you can leave some messages on the wall. So that I could prove to her that my LOVE is real.

Note: Would you please ask your friends to help me on this, I want to speed up this process so that I would at least get married on Jan 17th, 2010. Just click on the 'Invite People to Join' and select All your friends and I really thanks you for that.

"Caroline, I love you!"

bittersweet eighteenthhhhh<3

from my fb album's description:

sj's excessive white lies to me,four ppl tailing behind and suddenly ambushing me with beanie over my head and part of it stuffed in my mouth.tied me up w rafia strings until the security guard was called cuz thr was a security camera and they thought it was peer bullying HAHA. awesome fav bday cake w awesome practical...... presents(Y),you guys did everything you want to me-filled my belly button w cold water/tattooed my chest/forcefully scribbled@sole of my foot(HORRID)/me hopping alone in the middle of the crowded pathway w hands on my head/wearing bdayknife as necklace-thank yall so much for the effort,this celebration is etched deep in my mammaries HAHAHHAHAHAHA [dyna♥ ]


it was damn funny,
sj and i had consultation with ms lin @starbucks with the company of mae, sweehong and amanda.
halfway through sj said she needed to go to the ladies so she went off.
afterwards mae saw her coming back, FROM THE CORRIDOR WHICH DOES NOT LEAD TO THE TOILET.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
we were surprised because the toilet's not very far away and sj was like, " HUH! OH! i went to the library toilet."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
IT WAS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY THE LIBRARY WASNT OPEN SILLY GIRL.
SILLY SILLY DILLY GIRL.


then she tried to rummage through the toilets she rmb in her mind BESIDES that toilet near starbucks AND the one in the library. HAHAHAHA

"OH! OH NO! I WENT TO CAUSEWAY POINT'S TOILET."
LMAO

yes she fabricated countless lies to me that day.

and i believed 90% of them.

AHAHHA

so after all the lying blahs, sj brought me to the goods lift [the lift besides the passenger lift] where it was pretty stuffy and quiet.
THEN, I SAW KS. through a misty checkered tiny rectangular window above the handle of a door. IT WAS SO SCARY. he was wearing grey somemore. and staring. HAHAHAHHA
at that mo it was completely surreal, i paused and stoned and stared, in my mind i was like, hur? hurhur how can ks be in this dusty place standing alone, staring at me through that tiny window?? that feeling was so uneasy.HAHA

then sj, she was DAMN RANDOM. SHE SAID SHE LOST HER FIFTY BUCKS.
so when i turned to follow her, several hands grabbed me from the back and my face was covered in this thickthick clothy sweaterish material stuff WHICH DIDNT TASTE GOOD HAHAHAHAH WHOEVER IT WAS, YOU STUFFED PART OF IT IN MY MOUTH. THANKS AH!

it seemed so serious, i panicked. felt rafia strings binding my limbs even though i was kicking like madness. HAAHAHHAHHA i think i injured them. LMAO.
suddenly this stupid ah beng ah seng voice spoke right beside my right ear- " euuuuu better beeeehavee eurself plopelly ah! ...heh... " [something like that]

it was hilarious but at the same time it was madness. unexpected, out of the blue heh.

THEN, THE THING THAT SHOCKED ME MOST WAS A SECURITY GUARD'S WALKIE TALKIE.
it sounded real, it was real!!! HAHAHHA apparently there was a security camera watching the entire scene and they thought it was peer bullying. HA! HA! HA! HA! ABSURD, SERIOUSLY.


hence with the REAL security guard and his walkie talkie which kept making stupid reception noises, dynamite took the beanie off my face AND MOUTH, and sang the one and only birthday song for me- the only people who sang it to me on my 18th birthday. thank you so much, what you guys have done, says alot. in fact, i was so touched. could have cried but the hilarity of the entire event overrides the touchy touchy pathos thingy.

a big thank you to dynamite. (L)


THANK YOU SO MUCH. this stupid girl lied to me. HAHAHAHA
okay lah then your buttonnnnn nose can be sharper, from now on right. HAHAHHAHAHA


they were cute they made me do so many dares IT WAS CRAZY.


i had to point and choose someone to ink tattoo me. HAHAHA without letting me see.
but still, i couldnt see it with my own eyes BECAUSE no matter how many triple friple chins i reveal when i look downwards i COULDNT SEE IT.


until i took a photo HAHAHA. so cute. shona's drawing is so cute.
guess what does it stand for? (:



i was forced to scream in public because they forcefully scribbled under my foot, the SOLE OF MY FOOT.
I SCREAMED MY SOUL OFF TOO. HAHAHAHHAHA
DO YOU KNOW HOW TICKLISH WAS THAT.




had to wear that but i think it looks AWESOME without me wearing it (:

imma hang this on my bedroom wall. :D


HA HA HA THANK GOODNESS NO STRANGER DARED.





ANYWAY, DO YOU REALISE THAT SJ'S ALWAYS, ALWAYS, FOREVER ON THE RIGHT???????
and there she is now, saying that she's always right. ahhhh blahblahblah. blah. HAHA


estatic, overjoyed, full of mirth :D



HAHA MOST PRACTICAL PRESENTS EVER! EVER EVER EVER!
just three days ago i was pestering sj and anvy to buy shorts with me from cotton on because there was an offer, two for thirty bucks! i wanted one. HAHHAHAH
SO THEY GAVE ME TWO. and the colours were EXACTLY the ones i wanted!!!!!
AND THEY KNEW MY SIZE?!
funniest part was giving me four pairs of citrusox. HAHAHA I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GET THEM LONG AGO THANKS TO YOU GUYS LAUGHING AT ME ALL DAY LONG ABOUT MY SOCKS BEING TOO VISIBLE AND HIGH. hahahahahhahahahhahahah hence they supplied me low cut socks so that i wont be laughed at ever again. THANK YOU (: (: (:
i literally burst out laughing when i saw the socks. HA HA HA


i was moving to my right because. BECAUSE wena was changing.AHHAHAHAHAH but i didnt know anvy placed that board on top of me!!!!! no wonder you guys were giggling. LMAO

THANK YOU TO THESE PEOPLE. GRATEFUL FOR THE EFFORT-

anvy (:


shona (:



wena (:



ching-er (:


KS. HAHAH we were bickering and saying horrible stuffs to each other while posing for a picture. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA as usual.
caught in the act!
ks : " omg i dont want to take a photo with you"
jo: " ya ya papaya like i want to. but whatever it's my bday"
ks: " oooookay lah okay lah i shall be nicer to you from now onwards"
HAHAHHAHAHAHA OKAY DISCLAIMER: the last part wasnt real.



SJ I LOVE THE BOOK. ESP THE LENGTHY LETTER.



TADA. *fakes a smile* HAHAHAHAH
thanks la dude,for being thr. you didnt spoil my surprise (:



weewooweet



i love this peek idk why?!


AND THIS. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww pujupuju



another aww pujupuju. melts.
btw she wanted the bag back. NO WAY LMAO



MY LAPPY'S WALLPAPER.



NICE



HEHEHHEE hug you guys till you suffocate. LMAO




new friendship bands. a new beginning.


the best girl you can ever have.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

i've not been blogging i realised!

HEHE ONE MORE DAY TO MY PERMANENT FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR.

if birthday wishes come true then i wont have to fret about my last paper already. HAHAHAHAHHA

Saturday, November 7, 2009

i need to reach the surface for air, i need air.

HAHA i deactivated my facebook HAHAHAHHAA




i just, just need to take a breath, just one breath, before i dive in under again.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

september.

clear skies
fluffy clouds
drift
lazily

winds blow
and
the trees sway
gently

draw a heart
across the sky
while holding
your hand in mine

fingers trace
your name
on my heart
engraved

as you put
your head close
i hear
your thoughts

and fall asleep
under the heavens
to meet again
where dreams come alive

and where love never dies


m s ng.

under the tree
suddenly everything seems so far away.

ear candies



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