@joeywongg

Sunday, May 31, 2009

blog about the my addventureeeesss of the start of the holidayssss-TMR. :D

it's been so long since i've blogged, and i actually miss it.

till now. good night everybody, i've an appointment to catch at kk tmr HAHAHAHA

Monday, May 25, 2009

"froooooooooooolick and chomp2" AND A BANGING CRAZY DAY AT MY HOUSE. hahahaha

need to rush through my homeworks to satisfy teachers tmr,
so i shall cut short the words and save the details for the next post! :)
you will forgive me righttttttttttt 8)

okay FIRSTLY,
http://www.jobyforever.blogspot.com/



to follow joby to frolick :D :D :D :D :D


and chompchomp @ serangoon gardens, two hottest spots there ardy. LMAO.



I LOVE FROLICK.
secondly,


GUESS WHO. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA



SORRY WENA I HAVE TO DO THIS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
THAT WAS TODAY.


THIRDLY,
just to satisfy dajie first because she wants PHOTOS, LMAO
IT WAS SUPPOSINGLY A STUDY DAY FOR ME AND SJ.
THEN! DAJIE WANTS TO WATCH A HORROR MOVIE AT MY HOUSE ON SUNDAY.
THEN! SHE SUGGESTED JULIA.
THEN! I GOT AN IDEA OF HAVING PW118 OVER AT MY HOUSE.
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF DAJIE LMAO HAHAHAHHAA
FIRST WE PLAYED WITH MY WEBCAM AND WE JUST LOVE THIS MODE LMAO

the ghost thingy. LMAO
LOOK CAREFULLY AT DAJIE HERE. DAMN CORK!!!


still playing


sj's head


HAHAHAHAHHA DAMN CHIO PLEASE


I LIKE THIS. HAHAHAHAHHAA


DAJIE'S SHAKING HER HEAD LIKE MADNESS.


OOPS



STILL SHAKING *SIGH*



STILL DOING IT

AND WE MADE A VIDEO OUT OF IT.
JULIA CAME , AND PRIS TOO AFTER A WHILE.
DAJIE WAS MONA FOR THAT DAY. :D


IT'S LIKE,
everytime we plan a movie marathon,
it never happen.
but when we DONT,
it happens.
SO,


we watched a #$(!@ e$! #$%^&*()*&^%$#$%^&*( MOVIE called the blair witch project,
and another horror korean movie which WE SKIPPED ALL THE WAY TILL THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS(15&16) FROM THE THIRD CHAPTER, AND take note that WE STARTED FROM THE THIRD CHAPTER. LMAO
then ,

THANK GOD.
i had this overdue cd borrowed from the sch library, What Happens In Vegas. DAMN NICE. DAMN DAMN NICE. ASHTON IS HAWT. but please cut your fringe please. pretty prrretty boy please.


anyway PLEASE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND.
WHOEVER IS FREE IS WELCOME, AS LONG AS I ALLOW. LMAO.
no stray dogs stray cats please.
or maybe i should just restrict to my pw mates. HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

PLEASE COME OVER, BECAUSE,
my parents just ordered a 42'' full hd tv! DAMN HAPPY.
AND THE FUNNY THING WAS, OUT OF ALL BRANDS AND SIZES,
my tv is exactly the same as sj's.
HAHAHHAA OKAY SJ THIS IS NOT NEW TO YOU DONT READ LAH. LMAO

damn happy.
cant wait for friday, IT'S BEING DELIVERED TO US ON FRIDAY! YAY!


end of couchpotatobananapapaya drama. :D

Thursday, May 21, 2009

so small.

sometimes,
that mountain you have been climbing,
is just a grain of sand.

what you've been out there searching for forever,
is in your hands.


kris being american idol is like a fairytale.
a small mediocre college guy who was supposed to be voted out turns out to be the american idol.
it sure makes everything else seem so small.

i prefer matt giraud more than anyone else.
i'm not adam crazy!


end of idol fetish. my parents actually watched the american idol results TWICE with ben and i just now, from 6-8pm[ya i reached home right after math lec] and 8-10pm. HAHAH.

AND I LOVE. I LOOOOOVE MEGAN JOY'S PINK JUMPSUIT ANYONE SAW THAT? ANYONE. and fergie looks so old!!!!!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

jobyforever.

actually, i didnt want to blog today.
but after seeing jobyforever.bs,
i suddenly understood alot of things that i didnt realise on many levels about the blog that i created months ago.
it's like, joby forever.
the thing is that whenever i blog there, i use the name "jo"
and when by blogs he uses the title "by"
and it's always, constantly, revolving around our names, our posts,
forever "jo" ;forever "by".

and the blog title itself serves its purpose.

and the second thing i realised is that the blog helped us in many, many ways.
for a very good example,
i wasnt very happy just now.
when i went online, i went to jobyforever because i miss it.
and i saw by's post which he just blogged.
it kind of eradicates that burning anger i had few mins ago.

many times,
you can never possess that ability to express to the person you hurt yet love -the person who just doesnt want to answer your call- about how apologetic you are.
we communicate to each other in little bite-sizes of short sentences and random snapshots of us that wholly depicts our love, hoping that we understand what we truly feel about one another.
and that itself, the purpose, allows us to last together. jo and by forever as it goes on and on with no intruders.

and jobyforever the phrase came up to us when we were only together for the first month, when by and i were still in secschool. i was only in sec2 then. it came up when we were sneaking love letters to each other, by passing his letter to my friends everyday without fail hoping that i get to receive his professed love on the foolscap paper.

it is so weird, to have a relationship for four years and a half- for having a first love like me. because from what i see couples are breaking up everyday, unable to tolerate each other -for only months! seriously, i truly believe that it's fate, coincidental stuffs like, our names are almost alike, and it forms joby. and the way we met each other is simply hilarious. our first date, becomes many dates, and our photos just accumulate forever, from tens to hundreds. i never know how it feels breaking away entirely from a person you love deeply, and i never know that feeling of being away from someone that close. because we never fail to contact each other everyday. even days when he went overseas, he brought his phone batteries and many caller id cards to contact me. i really dont know. thanks to this guy, he filled my life with tears, he brings joy, love, everything bitter and sweet. it is really weird to know that hey, my relationship with him and other couples are different. people look at our relationship in awe when i said oh we have been together for four years. even three years surprised them.

but by, why. i dont understand, like why is it that we can last that long. it's just awesome to me now, because it is only until now i truly realise how special this connection is. and i forgot how being single feels like. or a girl with a family but nobody else that you can truly count on whenever you need him.








thanks to you uh by. AHAHAHAA. for unknowingly making me "pc" this jobyforever phrase and our relationship. and now i'm in awe. HAHAHAHAHHAHAA. like wow, is this really happening to me? thing.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

HELLOOOO WANTED TO BLOG SMTH REALLY SWEET FOR EVERYBODY, BUT I GUESS I HAVE NO TIME. :'(

HAHAHA I'M PREPARING SOMETHING SWEET FOR EVERYBODY FOR MY "LOVED ONES DAY"

nvm, no time to blog already. first things first.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALVIN TEO!!!
OUR VERY TALL SHUAIGE. AHHAHAAHAH

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING SO MUCH JOY INTO OUR CLASS AND LAME JOKES AND TO MY GEOG LESSONS TYVM. AHAHHAHAHAA





AND. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENABANANANA AGAIN!!!!!!

I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO SAY TO YOU.
I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING SOMEDAY.
IT'S LIKE, EVERYTHING.
I LOVE THIS PHOTO WITH YOU:)

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MANY THINGS,
CRYING ON THE PHONE LIKE SHIT,
MY TURN, AND THEN YOURS,
IT'S LIKE DAMN FUNNY,
CRYING FOR THE SAKE OF ONE ANOTHER.

i'm so sorry about that incident although it wasnt my fault, that made you cried so heartwrenching-ly on the phone with me. you dont have to feel guilty; it was NEVER your fault. :) i was NEVER angry with you. i just felt confused and pissed with whoever, but not you.

and the marathon. and everything. times with you, esp during bball, was the greatest. cuz we laughed like madness and rolled on the floor. having that unique connection we had together when we play or when we hang out.


look at your hair flying all over. AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
LOVE YOU TO BITS.



end of birthday drama. more to come. :) :) :)

Monday, May 18, 2009

HAHAHAHA. L.M.A.O. *say the alphabets with pris's prissy voice* HAHAH

HAHAHA GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS.

IT'S A DAMN FREAKING GOOD QUALITY PARODY TO LADY GAGA'S POKERFACE. DAMN DAMN CORK LMAO


click to load and proceed to read on while waiting for it to buffer! LMAO

TODAY IS WEBCAM DAY. I TELL YOU. I NEVER KNEW MY WEBCAM HAD DAMN CORK STUFFS INSIDE, LIKE IT CAN FOLLOW YOUR FEATURES AND ADD ACCESSORIES TO YOURSELF, FOCUS ON YOU ANYWHERE YOU GO AS LONG AS YOU ARE WITHIN ITS RANGE, ETC.

DAMN FUNNY LAH HAHAHA

okay these are a few of the easiest experiments, like the more common ones :D

I LOVE ALL COLOURS


OKAY THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE AND I'M SUPPOSED TO LOOK SCARY.

but i gave up, so i tried to look scared. well just by holding my hand up to stop the ghost wont help. LMAO.


I LOVE THIS MODE BECAUSE IT COVERS PIMPLES



DAMN PRETTY


I LIKEY



THE BEST. EVENT THE UGLIEST GIRL CAN LOOK PRETTY WITH THIS. OH WAIT. I'M THE UGLIEST. HAHAHAH I CAN IMAGINE ABEL AND KS SAYING THAT TO ME.



I'M WEARING BRACES
I CANT WAIT


DINGDONG! KENTUCKYFRIEDHUMAN DELIVERY?!



OKAY. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE. IT'S A GHOST MODE LMAO.
JUST MOVE AND MOVE AND YOU'LL BE TRANSLUCENT UNTIL YOU STOP MOVING AND IT SETTLES DOWN. :D DAMN FUN LAH OMGGGGG
ANYWAY. THE RED SPOT, IS MY URHHMM HANGING TO DRY BY MY WINDOW SO THANK GOD I REALISED IT BEFORE I POST IT IF NOT I WILL BE AS FAMOUS AS XIAXUE



DAMN FUN LAH OMG


YES I KNOW DAMN SUAKU BUT DAMN FUNNNNNNNN


OMG DAMN FUN AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


DAMN FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


OKAY. I LOVE THE COLOURS



END WITH THE UGLIEST MODE. LMAO
YOU KNOW THE SENSORED MOZIAC THINGY THAT STOMP PPL LIKE TO INSERT ONTO THEIR VICTIMS' FACES, FOR EG THOSE THAT KS SHOWED ME- THE PERVERTIC COUPLES DOING IT IN PUBLIC BLAHBLAHHHH


AND MY FAV COLOURS

OMG WEBCAM IS SO FUN OMG
end of WEBCAMFETISH PART ONE! drama HAHAHAHHAHAH

Sunday, May 17, 2009

inured to atrocity NOT.

finished reading Jodi.P's Perfect Match, it took me about ten hours to finish the book; i stayed awake till 4am to leave the ending for the best-when i woke up this morning.

a quote from the book that really makes sense: " Visiting violence repeatedly, you become inured to atrocity. You can look at blood without blinking, you can say the word rape and not wince. It turns out, though, that this shield is a plastic one. That all defenses break down when the nightmare happens in your own bed. "

it's the same when we say "go and die" to our closest loves jokingly or having the thought to give up your friendship with your friend who is just not herself anymore. when it really happens our shields would melt like a heated marshmallow.

anyway it felt real good during the weekends when Starworld gives you endless marathons of Friends[THE WHOLE MORNING TILL 12PM] and American idol[YES 1PM TO 9PM], and today AXN 's CSI marathon, which my family would not object to us bringing our dinners/ tibits/lunches to the living room.


ANYWAYYYY,
"I would if i could, invent some superbaos. (horlick bao)(mango tea bao)(peach tea bao)(Milo bao for joey!!!)"
to that person: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [27] FOR ME LMAO [OH WITH MY 27 ASS LAYERS TOO]

and, HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENABANANANA!!!
sorry i was so flustered that night. really glad you enjoyed. :)
taken from wena's blog: "




Joey:
Hello classchair. :D You are a precious friend to me, don't ever let it go okay. :D"

i will never let it go. :)


HMMMMM,
a confession: ryl and i have not been listening to foo during econs lesson and after making sure that he will not make an effort to confiscate handphones or any form of entertainment, we giggled the whole econs tutorial away watching a very very funnnny video during last year's chalet. and we make an effort too, to snap precious moments that the characters would like to see themselves in :

caution: includes violence and may excite boys. LMAO.




HAHAHAHA OKAY OKAY.


i shall end with this drunk child's peekture LMAO

wait no, END WITH THIS. HAHAHAHAHHAHAH THIS IS VERY VERY FAMILIARRR RIGHT, it's from wena's, shona's, ryl's, [anyone else's??] ex-wallpaper. HAHAHAHA. it's still the current wallpaper for my hp's case. :D

went to meet rah after school on thursday while i'm full of bballsweat, while she's full on perfume. HAHAHA. sat in our ultimate favourite shoeshop CHARLES AND KEITH [ I LOVE THE SHOES OMGGGGGGGG] and chilled. a funny place to be in. didnt want to take photos because of my face's current-extremely-temporary[i hope]-imperfectness.
so one photo will do.
okay

anyway, i found a few jokes BUT I WONT TELL YOU THE ANSWER! HAHAHAHA FIGURE IT OUT!
why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

oh blah. the rest of the jokes suck.

HAHAHAH BUT I LIKE THIS QUESTION! THINK! :)


ANYWAY I CAN DO THE HOEDOWNT.DOWN WITH DAJIE!!!! popitlockit. i kinda hate my polkadotit. AND I WANT VIDEOS AND PHOTOS FROM RYL!!!
had a crazomadagaszio free period of dancing and laughing with dajie pris and abel, with unwilling audience- ryl rie and aqila. HAHAHAHA.
AND WHERE'S PW MEETING?!?!?!? PRIS! JULIA! MONA! SJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*BANGS MY HEAD AGAINST THEIRS*

end of AHHHHHHHH I HAVE TO DO SOME CONSTRUCTIVE WORK NOW!!! drama.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

swing, mood. swing!


like damn sad. that prominent pimple right below my nose.
felt super self-concious, just felt like," argh faster go home faster go home."


fringe is getting too long,
body getting fatter.
and i'm not saying it just because 90% of the kind people out there say," aiya! where got fattt!?!?"
and neither do i want to hear," ya loh. how? so fat, how?"


argh it's just a pre-menstrual period
and i am so prepared to die once more.
i'm like the girl with gazillion lives.
i just cant wait for my 1stjune appointment @kk to find out what the *&%# is wrong with my barrel. barrel because it's fat.


dont want to do homework because it's so damn freaking boring.
i only love to do things that i love.
like even though i feel so down i still feel like blogging.
so i love blogging.


hormonessssss, why the imbalancing act?!



p.s.
anyway for american idol[my family watches it every wednesday at 8-9pm faithfully w/o fail] i love kris allen's "heartless". although he cannot be compared with adam in terms of vocals,dynamics and the bombastic-ness, we can tell that he really works his ass off to perfect his singing and to preserve his top3 position. although i like allison and matt MORE, i still think that kris deserves that position. because he tries his best. which i dont really see it in adam lambert.
i hope to see danny gokey out by tomorrow when the results are released. although he's better than kris.

AND. WHO KNOWS HOW TO CURE PIMPLE SCARS?!?!?! AHHHH I HAVE LOST 90% OF MY CONFIDENCE. I HATE PIMPLES. WHY HORMONES-IMBALANCE WHY.

scrunched-up face.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

hellooooooo! happy belated vesak day!

HM!
i just realised that everyone's blog is about their daily lives, blahblah, the WORST I HAVE SEEN, is:

"hey earthlings, how have you guys been.
today i woke up, got out of bed,
lifted my toothbrush and squeezed toothpaste on it,
put it in my mouth, scrubbed my teeth.

then i went out.
nobody could make it to the class outing.
so i was alone.

so i went home.
came back, bathed.
facebooked, boring,
shut my eyelids and dreamed.
so when tomorrow i wake up,
i will repeat the whole process again."


DONT YOU FEEL LIKE BASHHING THIS TYPE OF BLOGGER?!?!?
IT'S LIKE, READING IT ALONE SUCKS YOUR LIFE OUT.

NO LIFE TSK.

discovered that i have slight prejudice against realllllyyyy boring bloggers.

ANYWAY,
for me,
blogging is different!
although i'm blogging about my life as well,

BUT I DONT always type what i did the whole day,
unless it's really interesting,
and maybe sometimes i dont even say where i go. [SCHOOL DUH]
but after school blahblahyouknowww.

AND I DONT type all the human routines people do in life.
OKAY MY POINT IS,
why cant bloggers write something,

THAT THEY CAN LAUGH AND SMILE AND THEY ARE BLOGGING AT THE SAME TIME?
LIKE BLOG SOMETHING THAT EVEN AMUSES THEMSELVES.
okay maybe doesnt have to amuse the readers but amuse THEMSELVES.

alright or maybe, use their blog posts as an outlet to scream and scold;a good example would be this dramablogger, who rrrrreeeally hits every alphabet on the keyboard and slams the "enter" button after typing some hatred-stressed-irritated-annoyed post.

so dont they find their posts boring?!?!?!?
okay i have NO PREJUDICE against all my classmates and friends!
only to some really boring sheetx who really get into my nerves when they tell me what brand they use for their toothpaste and when they change the brand, like after 3 months.

" um so, today i woke up and squeezed the toothpaste. nothing came out. so i took out another brand from my dusty olde cupboard that contains alot of toothpastes [PROBABLY COLGATE BECAUSE I PREFER THAT TO DARLIE EVEN THOUGH I USE DARLIE] and i felt the excitement and tingling feeling down my spine because i have been waiting for three months to use it ever since my mum bought it from NTUC."

okay that's exaggerating.
BUT PEOPLE DO THAT!
BECAUSE.
THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE OUT THERE!

but on the other hand,
blogging for your own sake not for your readers can be a valid point to argue for your right to type about your boring life in your boring blog.
BUT who would read their posts [i do read my old posts] and rummage through their dusty months ago posts if they are similar, perhaps that slight difference when a cockroach flew and landed on your hand when you were typing, or you dumping,on accident, your burberry wallet into the toilet bowl before flushing your dirty stuff, whatever. [those who know me will comprehend what i'm nonsens-ing about.]


AH. WHATEVER.

anyway TODAY, was supposingly an early school dismissal day- 1:40pm.
but thanks to budha and friends AGAIN [okay dajie not copying you rightrightrightttt] we had to replan our tutorials from yesterday TO TODAY.
and that's why, i had two extra tutorials that lasted till 6:40pm.

nevertheless,
[if only siva can see this]
siva made our extra tutorials extra extra-licious.

today she was slightly funny.
i guess she misses her kids too much.

siva: " EH! CLASS AHHHH... i'm trying not to end our tutorial late okay! "
class: *sighhhh*
siva: "EH! I ALSO WANT TO GO BACK EARLY RIGHT! EVERYDAY GO HOME SO LATE, LATER MY KIDS DONT RECOGNISE MY FACE ALREADY HOW?! "

HAHAHAHAH DAMN FUNNY.
ahhh she is such a joker.
there were other damn cork strutstuff but i will blog more tmr.

IWANTTOBLOGEVERYDAY.

ACTUALLY,
on a smalllll note at the end of this post,

this post started from nothing. like just a scratch.
so it's " a post that started from scratch"
HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

end of rantingdramabecauseihavedoneallmynecessaryhomeworkyaaaaaaaayyyyyy
andimissmybabyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Monday, May 11, 2009

HELLO IT'S NEARING THE END OF THE SHORT HOLIDAY. :(

[edited with lots of weird peektures]
[ANYWAYYYY,] Fast&Furious4, Wolverine--> THUMBS UP.


today is vesak day,
thank you budha and whoever ,because YOU made our dream[a short break] come true.
so that we can finally push ourselves back to the brim of the water to take a hugeeeee breath before diving in again.

yesterday was mother's day.

we celebrated it in the most traditional way[or extremely special to some out there]
in the afternoon when mum and i started bickering and ended up making it into the Most Serious Argument of the Year 2009.
yup. very sincere and genuine celebration of mother's day that provoked alot of emotions and buckets of tears from mum and i.

i just dont want to leave my family when i'm married one fine day, with mum and i regretting how the cruel miscommunication between us has killed the time we could have spent lovingly together.

as usual everything just went back to normal and i know that we will argue again.soon. it's always like that.


anyway we got her, AGAIN, a swatch watch.
now that's a loyal fan of Swatch.


anywayyyyy,
i was queueing for bubbletea AGAIN for my family,
and when i was ordering the aunties were especially rude and slowww.

" auntie, one icekachang, one oreo chocolate and one champiange grape milk tea"

"huh! what ? ice kachang ah! and what ah, oreo*suddenly diverts attention to her colleague* eh! what you saying? *comes back to me * urh! what again?"

but after purchasing the bubbleteas i realised that these aunties never have breaks[because apparently they are always the ones behind the counter at work whenever i go sweet talk].
and it was Mother's day that day!

i felt bad and sorry for them. because all of them look old enough for me to assume that they HAVE kids. and i reckon their pay should be very low.

hmm but my dad didnt think that way. when i told him , he said their kids will probably give them a surprise when they reach home blah blahhhh.
okay this is going nowhere.

i'm just really, really bored.
watching heroes, csi las vegas, csi ny, csi miami, friends does not work my boredom away.
not doing homework doesnt give me pleasure either.
so i should be doing homework. HAHAH.

i mean, can you feel the dust around me? the air around me is totally lacklustre [learnt that from geok's tiny vocab booklet]
and the stupid thunder kept going on and on WITHOUT rain for SIX hours.

anyway i made a card for mum.
i think it's nice.

I AM SO RANDOM AH.










okay then i shall be random!some peektures in my comp which i find interesting:




LMAO. THIS IS FUNNY. HAHAHA



HAHAHAHAHA



WOAHHH



OKAY THIS IS STUPID



THIS IS. FREAKY.
I BET SJ WILL SCREAM.


AWWW



QUITE DUMB



FREAKY


SHONA WILL LOVE THIS! :)


LOL



THIS IS GOOD


LMAO


GOOD JOB WHOEVER TOOK THAT



TSK.



AND I LOVE THIS. GIRL. NOT TRANNY PLEASE.



from toby's profile. i likey. :) :)




HAHAHA. eh dajie how to make my peekture bigger?
it's a peekture of YOUssssss

AND THANK YOU ANVY :)



and.
something damn sweet from oiyi boboyi.
she TAGGED HERSELF,
ON A PHOTO WITH TOBY AND I. and look what she commented. HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY! LMAO

OIYI ARE YOU READING THIS?

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