sweetest thing ever.

i had reasons for not blogging these few days.
but now i have.
'cause i have been damn depressed.
devastated.
but.

i never knew,
he would actually meet rie ytd night,
and passed her a parcel,
telling her to put it in our locker cause she has access to it,
and not to tell me or anyone about it.

so today when rie and i were at the locker area rie was telling me that she forgot the password to it.
and so i helped her opened and i saw it.

nicely decorated locker with little blue balls,
and a white parcel written joey in comic sans.
it's damn sweet.
actually i had that feeling that it's coming from him but i thought about what happened the past few days,
i brushed away the thought.

in the parcel was a huge bottle of jellybeans.
and a little note in it,damn sweet.
and there was also a little hidden note pasted somewhere on the box,
written with words so sweet and apologetic.

thank you so so much.
i know i had hinted to you about the jellybeans,
but i didnt know you'll get it secretly and surprise me in school.

i'm really really happy,
it's like on cloud nine,
dont tell me this is just a dream,
even if it is dont wake me up from it.

i love you so damn much.
thank you so damn freaking much too.
hahahahahha.
according to your letter,
you did make me smile on my beautiful face. (: (: (;

dedicated to you, my love.

rebecca's style.

let me use becky's style to tell you what my bro said five mins ago.

my bro: eh jie there's a girl in my class. super thin.
me: oh really? so?
my bro: as thin as paper.
me: one of my friends is also damn thin what.
my bro: she's dammmmn thin. it's almost like we can't see her. like this line *pointing at a black line on the wall*
me: haha. whatever.
bro: i think she's here. that line.

***long pause of silence.***

bro: i think she's trying to slap me.


credits to bro.

my next post. will be "paradoxical". something to do with... PRIS ABEL SJ RIE RYL and others.

end of bro's drama.

tooooday is playday.

so sian.
so i've decided to blog about today!

morning i went prawn fishing with by and caught truckloads of prawns.
okay lah. 55 prawns. i caught 22, by caught 33.
bysaid he'll give me 10 prawns handicap.
so i only lost to him by one!!!
but i still owe him something. DAMN!

afternoon by drove us to hougang 'cause i forced him to buy me bakuteh from this hawker.
we called oiyi and ryl what they want, 'cause we're going to ryl's house.
oiyi wanted pears.
so by ran all the way to the other side to buy pears and a basketful of durians,
while i camped in the car.

6:15 reached ryl's house and were so hungry.
laughed like shit cause oiyi missed alot of beats playing rockstar.
i heard cherie's damn good at the singing thingy.
and we are going to form a PWR BAND!!!!
um,

oiyi shall do the drums which she will be one beat slower,
ryl shall do the Awesome Solo by herself,
cherie will sing dirty little secret no matter what song we play,
shijia will prance around the stage with our PWR Swords!!!
and joey will do the rattles! or the MC. or the curtains.

oh yes, i finally have something funny to counter attack LAYSEE BOM PEEPEE!!!:

some people think it's damn cool to have two angmoh names.
eg: angelina jolie.
possible laysee's children's names.: 1) laysee panties lim.
2) laysee bra lim.

and if her husband's surname is ware,
3) laysee under ware.

LMAO.
CREDITS TO SHONUKAYLENVICKY.

and if you totally dont understand my dramamama language or what the cock i'm typing come find me i'll be in school or i'll be the CHIOBU DAJIE LABELLED IN HER BLOG THE ONE I LOOK SO DAMN FREAKING UGLY EWWWWWMYYYGAWDDDD TAKE IT DOWN DA JIE!!!!!!*kneels squeals sobs and ripped dajie's ijc skirt or digging her eyebags* at http://www.griptighter.blogspot.com. she wanted me to advertise her blog HAHAHAHA.


i'm still going to delay laysee's damn crazy jokes of the days and oiyi and friends. hahaha!

end of today's drama.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS MY PROJECTWORK!

INSTEAD OF introducing oiyi and some monsters today,

it's CRAZY PROJECTWORK MEMBERS DAY:D

like the usual projectwork day, they came to my house on saturday.(oh that rhymesLMAO)



It all started when Vicki* was happily blowing the bubble yum i gave her.







Shanti* has one too but she couldnt blow it any bigger than Vicki's.






so she wants to pop it.






somehow Vicki's bubble became a lightbulb.XD




and Shanti became a very gentle angel all of a sudden. Vicki too started growing three tails on her head.




then they thought they were cool.




and here Vicki started to hug the camera man.




and eat her tail so she can have a fourth tail on her head.




and then she hanged herself happily.




she didnt die.




meanwhile niandaicing* was watching porn all this while during all these commotion.




then she turned black colour.




and Shanti was so lonely. she had no one to play with. 'cause Vicki went to shit.




this is a crazy camera man.




then Vicki came back and got engrossed in niandeicing's aggressive hardcore porn.




meanwhile the cameraman waas too bored. so she got excruciatingly tramatised,mentally.




somehow Vicki got a best most porn watcher award, and the lonely Shanti stole some dove chocolates from my fridge.




and the cameraman got angry.




niandeicing came to sara elizabeth ann* and found her just gotten raped by this funky cameraman 'cause she was too mentally ill.




then they got bored. and the cameraman didnt realise that Vicki was biting her nails all this while.




so they decided to play the many type of feelings game.

this is excited.





this is sad.




this is depression.




um, this is butchy or spastic.





this is jealous.




meanwhile niandeicing got her new tails.





and finally Vicki was pronounced dead.




the mentally ill cameraman.


are we driving you nuts?


da jie said the cameraman looked so cute here so i must post this peekture while niandeicing was banging her also mentally unsound brain onto the roof top.

LMAO.

NEXT POST WILL BE ON LAYSEE'S JOKES AND OIYI AND MONSTERS. I'M DELAYING THEM.
YAY.

end of crazy day cock people drama.

SO SIAN! IT'S 12 A.M. BUT I'M NOT SLEEPING.

WHY?

BECAUSE.

SOMEONE ACTUALLY TRICKED ME AND BLAH BLAH I DONT WANNA EXPLAIN I THINK YOU GUYS WILL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU SEE http://www.jobyforever.blogspot.com/.

that someone worked with oiyi to piss some parts of my ass off seh.
LMAO.
but the ending feeling was DAAAMMMNNNN great.
if you still dont understand after reading that blog then ask me in person.
you can find me in my class or you can try to spot me in zoo, feeding GIRAFFES WITH REBECCA. or seeing her one last time while she elopes on the giraffe which cried upon her leave so the zoo will allow her to keep it= http://www.rebeccafang.blogspot.com/. i'm helping her to advertise her spastic blog(: secretly.

I'M LIKE WAITING FOR SJ'S AND KAYLYN'S FOUTOS!!!
awww they're such poor things.
they have so many photos to upload to hotmail and send to every one of us.

awwww.
puju-puju.

so i'm delaying the post of oiyi-and-more-weird-monsters-introduction.
UNTIL I GET MY PHOTOS! >:(
uh hm,then i'll start blogging(:

next post will be LAYSEE'S JOKES OF THE DAYS WHICH HAS BEEN ACCUMULATING FOR DAYS.


end of crazy drama. it's late. so, scene: tired dramamama retreats to her canopy feathered water bed for her waiting gigolos.(by, by2 and by3)

today is damn cock photos day.

these are the photos taken only few days ago and yesterday.
some are damn cock, a few i found in my comp which still makes me laugh.


i realise i'm pretty lesbo;

lesbo action no.1-


i lurrrrrveee kaylyn!


JUST LOOK AT DA JIE.



the only decent photo i took.

we: omg!a lifesize talking bird! note:da jie looks like the girl in the photo i posted in the previous entry.

OIYI'S BIRD MOUTHHH

abit retarded.

PHS REUNITES!

WE CELEBRATED MS KIONG'S BDAY!!

and oiyi's farewell :(

LESBO ACTION NO.2-

pris. she looks damn blissed. it's pris and me kissing in that pic. our wedding anniversary.




TAADAAA. making out.

sj got herself badly labelled when we were holding oiyi's farewell :Dbut that's not all.

TAAAADAAAAA!!!!!

JUST LOOK AT OIYI'S UNIFORM:D our masterpiece.

note: the bush and the legs i've drawn on her skirt:D

she is so proud of it. (:

this is another decent photo with benji liu. and OIYI.

then i started to get spasms.

this is abel. he donated alot of money.and so we secretly gave him the credits.

LESBO ACTION NO.3!-

RAPING OIYI IN THE LIBRARY:D

look closely. they brought elmo and ultraman bags to school!LMAO.

LMAO. again, sj's idea(:

celebrated mona's and laysee's bday(:

laysee couldnt keep her hands off that hellokitty keyboard we bought for her!!!

in the pic- mona:no you have to eat this.*stashing the cream into laysee's mouth.

laysee:noo!!! *hugging the keyboard. crushing it.*

look at laysee's hair. :D

THIS IS SJ. and darrell behind:D

THIS IS THE TWO HEADED-SHONA. WITH SJ .

lesbo action no.4-

was trying to run away from sj!!!!

my next post will be about oiyi and some monsters i want to introduce(:

thank you for viewing.

end of damn cock photos.