@joeywongg

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

HAHAHA everyone's hungry!!!

HAHAHA THIS IS DAMN FUNNY. everyone's talking about food la!
I SHOW YOU.
if you havent seen rebecca's blog, i copy for you.
bec blogged:
"ma: reena just called. rachel is running a fever.
bec: huh! is her temperature high?
ma: reena says she feels very weak.
ma: i am afraid its denki sushi.
bec: (stares) ma, its dengue fever.
ma: yah i said dengue fever what.
bec: no you said denki sushi lor.
ma: really meh? i am hungry lah."


and only two days ago i was talking to shijia. we were walking at the canteen.

jo: eh shijia you know hor kayner's sis got chicken pox leh! and she say she might kena too so must faster take injection!

sj:HUH you never kena before then kayner walk so near to you leh how??

jo:yeah lor, no lah i hope not so sway.

sj:later you kena chicken chop then you know ah. oops. CHICKEN POX!!! ( Laughed-her-ass-off)

jo: (LMAO)


LMAO. GET IT OR NO? READ AGAIN THEN! HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

anyway, today's lit tutorial was so damn freaking funny!!!

Ms Lin: so can anyone give me more words to replace the word "scary" to describe the dystopian world aka nightmare?

everyone: horrifying! frightening! dysfunctional! distorting!

Ms Lin: yes yes yes. still have. START WITH THE LETTER T.

Aqila and Abel: TIE. MS TIE!!!

LMAO I TELL YOU THE WHOLE CLASS KEPT LTAO(laughing-their-asses-off), RIE AND I JUST COULDNT STOP LAUGHING LA HAHAHAHAHAHHA

***************

another incident with my mum and bro quite a while ago.

bro and i were dancing and behaving like stupid chickens.
mum: OIE! FASTER GO AND BATHE!!! (ROARS)
bro and i: LALALALLALALALALAAAAAAA
mum: OIE! GO BATHE NOOOOOW!!!
bro and i: NOOOOOOOO. (DANCING)
mum: LAST WARNING, FASTER GO DANCE! RIGHT NOW!

ben and i practically stared at her for a moment while the words registered and we couldnt get up and bathe because my mum was ROFL with us so she totally forgot about the bathing thing.
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAAAAAAAHAHAH



anyway, (RANDOM YEAH BLAH BLAAAAAH) i've decided to post our drunken photos. HAHAAHA SJ AND I LOOKED RED AND A little WASTED. LMAO.







while we were laughing about the ms tie thingy i was wondering how rebecca would respond la haha. too bad, she left only a lesson before lit tutorial. forever. may never see her as often as per norm, she might not have the time for us anyway, people national footballer leh. really hope she'll remember all of us. i wish all the best for her, i'll miss her crazy laughter, that siao zha boh bimbo number one. saw shona laysee cherie and i guess sj, all crying. just couldnt resist, but didnt want to breakdown in front of her. really dont want.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

listen to this.

thanks to ryl, i love this song. it's for the patients fighting cancer right? :)

Just Stand Up.
artists : Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Miley Cyrus, Melissa Etheridge, Ashanti, Natasha Bedingfield, Keyshia Cole, Ciara, Leona Lewis, Leann Rimes & Carrie Underwood.


Beyonce: The heart is stronger than you think,
It’s like it can go through anything.
And even when you think it can’t it finds a way to still push on, though

Carrie: Sometimes you want to run away, Ain’t got the patience for the pain
And if you don’t believe it look into, your heart the beat goes on

Rihanna: I’m tellin’ you that,

Rihanna/Miley: Things get better, Through whatever

Rihanna: If you fall, dust it off, don’t let up

Sheryl: Don’t you know you can go be your own miracle

Beyonce: You need to know

CHORUS :
Sheryl: If the mind keeps thinking you’ve had enough, But the heart keeps telling you don’t give up

Sheryl/Beyonce: Who are we to be..questioning, wondering what is what
Don’t give up…THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!

Fergie: It’s like we all have better days
Problems getting all up in your face

Leona: Just because you go through it

Fergie: Don’t mean it got to take control, no

Leona: You ain’t gotta find no hiding place

Keyshia: Because the heart can beat the hate

Leona: Don’t wanna let your mind keep playin’ you

Keyshia: And sayin’ you can’t go on

Rihanna: I’m tellin’ you that

Miley: Things get better
Through whatever

Rihanna: If you fall

Miley: Dust if off, don’t let up

LeAnn: Don’t you know you

Natasha: Can go

LeAnn: Be your own

Natasha: Miracle

Carrie: You need to know

Ensemble: CHORUS

Mary: You don’t gotta be a prisoner in your mind

Ciara: If you fall, dust it off

Mary: You can live your life

Rihanna/Carrie: Yeah

Mary: Let your heart be your guide

Rihanna/Carrie: Yeah yeah yeah

Mariah: And you will know that you’re good if you trust in the good

Ashanti: Everything will be alright, yeah
Light up the dark, if you follow your heart

Mary: And it will get better

Mariah: Through whatever

CHORUS

Fergie: You got it in you, find it within
You got in now, find it within now
You got in you, find it within
You got in now, find it within now
You got in you, find it within
Find it within you, find it within

Everyone: THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

ohmywhollygawd. the fu*king exams are eight days away.

studied 9 hrs straight ytd, excluding my one hour lunch and another for dinner.
sigh. i guess i repeated my mistakes again, primary and sec school- studying method.
i love to procrastinate.
i knew i'll end up being miserable, fighting against time,
trying to memorise stupid formulas and quotes.
but why time and again i have to repeat this whole fking routine??

another bad news.
i'm chatting with sj and bec right now.
if you dont know, i always avoided going msn,
BUT YOU KNOW WHY I DID TONIGHT, JUST FOR TONIGHT'S SAKE?
KS JUST FKING CALLED ME THAT BEC'S FREAKING WITHDRAWING FROM SCHOOL AND TMR WILL BE HER FREAKING SAD LAST DAY IN IJC.

Friday, September 19, 2008

HELLOOW. I KNOW MY BLOG'S GETTING BORING-ER AND BORING-ER.


so i'm putting some random, RECENT photos, consisting of two major events!!
as big as shijia's birthday!!! LMAO.
anyway, this is a photo taken after i got attacked by sj with the tons of flour the sakae sushi mochiballball has. ARGGGH!!!!!!!


okay. HAPPPYYYY BIIIIRRRRTHDAAAYYY CHERIE!!!!!!
HAH. it was during the holidays, during an extra lesson, we tricked her into the toilet and surprised her with a super happy box with absolut vodka(s) and a damn pretty love box!!! LMAO.


this is shijia's red side.

ryl's green side.

oiyi's side. ryl made for her!

MY SIDE. MUAHAHA.

ALRIGHT.
TODAY IS.. CHERYL'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!

HAH, TODAY DURING GP TUTORIAL when rie was presenting her slides, shijia and i sneaked out with a SUPER HUGE STITCH, and right after cherie almost ended her slides, she presented the very last slide that said HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERYL!!!
sj and i then ran into the classroom with the big stitch. IT'S DAMN FUNNY. and the whole class sang happy birthday to cheryl!!! XD

ryl damn happy.

HAHAHA.

HAHAHAHA YOU BUTCHES.

YAY.

AND afterwards we went straight to sakae sushi to fill our hunger.
WOAH I TELL YOU WE ATE ALOT ALOT. ALOT ALOT ALOT. 28 PLATES,ALL THE STEAMEGGS, ROLLS,ALOT ALOT.PIGS SEH.

ANYWAY THERE'S THIS WAITER NAMED CHEE WING. i was thinking if he had a midden name KEN it'll be CHEE-KEN WING. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
and another weirdo waitress who didnt believe i am a student. damn! i was wearing uniform for god's sake. i forgot to bring my wallet to show her my ic and ez-link BUT I TOOK OUT MY IJC BADGE,CG CHAIRPERSON BAGDE AND THE PICTURE LIST OF 0833A, POINTING OUT MY PICTURE UNDER WONG JOEY AND YET SHE DIDNT BELIEVE. WTH?!?!?!
and the manager came to apologise to me profusely. LMAO.






this is only the start.hmmm.


***random starts now.




sj gave us lollipops!!!


anyway this is KAISHENG. HAAAAAHAHHAHAA.he has no clue about me taking a photo of his ez-link.


ABEL DREW THIS! WOOOOAAHHH




MS KIONG'S CAR!


ANYWAY I CAUGHT AUDREY THE COUNCILLOR DRINKING ILLEGAL DRINK( OREO BLENDED) IN SCHOOL!!!!! AT FIRST SHE DODGED MY HP BUT AFTERWARDS SHE GAINED ENOUGH COURAGE TO PROUDLY SHOW HER DRINK WITH HER PLAYFUL SMIRK.


JUST LOOK AT HER.

SHE WAS SO PROUD OF BREAKING THE RULES.



ANNNNYWAY, I MADE MOTIVATIONAL-PRE-MID-COOOURSE-LITTLE-LITTLE-STUDY-PACKAGES FOR THE PWRS! XD


TAADAAA YES I WAS STUDYING B4 THAT. which explains the backgrd.

made 33 envelopes okay no kidding!!!!!





HAHAHA YUP THIS IS THE END. OF COCK PHOTOS, COCKS' BIRTHDAYS AND AAAANYWAAAY (YES I AM RANDOM)

TODAY IS A VERY SIGNIFICANT DAY.
BECAUSE..


CHERIE CHERYL SHONA AND I CAME ON THE SAME DAY TODAY!!! OH MY WHOLLEY GAWD!!!!!!!!

and YES 3/5 OF THE PWRS' BIRTHDAYS FALL ON THE SAME FREAKING MONTH!!!
2/5 FALLS ON NOVEMBER!!!!! XD OIYI AND I!!! AHHHH FAINTS.

YUP AND I DIDNT APPLY FOR EARLY LEAVE TODAY LIKE EVERY MONTH.
I OVERCAME MY MENSES CRAMPS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! YAY.


end of cock drama.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

to the one i was cold to just now.

I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts,
or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will
search for answers.

I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain,
nor the future with its untold stories.
But I can be there now when you need me to care.

I can't keep your feet from stumbling.
I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall.

Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;
Yet I can share in your laughter.

Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;
I can only support you, encourage you,
and help you when you ask.

I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,
from your values, from me.
I can only listen to you, talk to you and wait for you.

I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,
But I can give you the room to change, room to grow,
room to be yourself.

I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,
But I can cry with you and help you pick up the pieces
and put them back in place.




sorry shijia. friends forever. <3

Sunday, September 14, 2008

HELLO! i've been studying! :D

YAY. yes i did study and i'm going to watch the VMA Awards now!!! YAY.
to those who haven't studied, GOOOOO! SHOOOOO!.

end of drama. off to vma!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

HAAAPPY BIIIIRTHDAY SHIJIA THE COCK!!!

okay mainly there are two huge celebrations for shijia!
there's the first one that all of us didnt know about, because it was from daniel and his teammates.
we were watching their bball match at RP when daniel suddenly presented this doreamon cake, singing happy birthday to sj!
damn funny.
these are the few processes:



they came with the cake, everyone was so surprised. no 15 was holding the cake! hahaha. whatever.



it's a doreamon cake!


she was damn happy, emitted a loud cry when he placed the monster on her lap.


i was being crucified.

if wena continues pulling at this rate i think sj's head will break

grp photo!!

sorry i forced them to stand there. YOU KNOW WHY?! YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHY!!!IF YOU DONT KNOW YOU'RE DEAD AND GET OUT OF MY BLOG.


sj MUAAAA

sj will kill me for putting this up.

making a wish.

blowing candles.

I'M THE NEW MR. BEAN. I LOVE THIS PHOTO!


HAHAH.

sj and her doreamon.

xj!

julia!

a group photo with the basketballers and all of us!:)






OKAY. NOW THIS IS THE BETTER CELEBRATION!!! HAAHAHAHA.
BECAUSE, IT'S THE PWR'S CELEBRATION FOR HER!!
CAREFULLY PLANNED AND WAS IN CONFIDENTIAL MODE TILL NOW!!! XD




THIS IS OUR PLAN: i went to fangqi's house at 12pm to find cherie, cause she was having pw with them, and i had to find a place to draw a huge doreamon for sj!!! anyway i went to popular first. HAHA.

then when we went out we had to go back to my house because i left my present for sj at home!!!
haahahaha damn cock so we headed back and THEN we went straight to bishan to buy BALLOON, TISSUE PAPERS AND DRINKS. WHY?!

CAUSE WE HAVE BEEN PLANNING A PICNIC!!!!! AT BISHAN PARK. HAHAHHA.
AND SJ DIDNT KNOW. she was supposed to be meeting ryl there,surprised to see all of us there with the picnic ready and the balloon. haahahha.


so while waiting for her i made bitesize stuffs for ryl and rie!!! :):)

i am goooooooooooood.

while they were happily watching me. LMAO.


then we took PHOTOS! DAMN DAMN SWEET LA.


AND ANOTHER:D


ANYWAYY, i started to take chiobu photos. CHIO OR CHIO?! WE WERE SAYING IF RYL PUTS THIS PHOTO ON FRIENDSTER GUYS WILL START TO FRIEND HER LAH. LMAO.


AND THIS ONE. CHIO HOR. LMAO.



ME AND RYL:D


happily making. ;);)


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.


LMAO.


IN THE MAKING.


TAAADAAA.

i love cheryl.
i love cherie.
i am joey. LMAO

HHAHA.

LMAO.


it's ryl and rie jumping!!! good skills loh.


anywayi think this is damn cute, HAHA.


c for ryl and rie.


j for joey.

HAHAHHAHA THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH.
FIRST BREAD.
HAM.
CHEESE.
TUNA.
ALOT ALOT OF NUTELLA.
MAYO.
BUTTERED CORN.
TEDDYBEARS.
PEPPER.

and sj finally came.
almost cried, blah blah hahahaaa.she was damn shocked to see us.
mission accomplished.
got the doreamons stufffsss and my huge drawing.

i really really love the last two photos. realy really lurveeeeeee.
the sky was damn nice.
it was sunset.
we played when the sun was burning up high in the sky till it sets.
so we packed and called it a day.
happy birthday shijia.
hope you like my drawing.

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