todayimmaveryveryveryhappyhappyhappyhappykid:D

jobyforever.bs :)

ANYWAY I JUST SAW DAJIE'S BLOG AND I JUST CANNOT STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

SHE TYPED:

"geog extra tutorial was occupied by song guessing game which continued till we were walking to the mrt.one time i was saying out parts of jason mraz feat. colbie caillat's lucky

and with all confidence priscilla exclaimed:

BESTFRIENDS!

and ah wong with another set of confidence thinking hers is right:

I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND!

hahahahahah highlarious!im like grinning like a moron now as im typing this."

HAHAHAH YEAH WHY THE HELL DID I SAY THAT?!

OMG I LOVE THAT GAME. i'm trying to think of other difficult songs that can strangle you guys HAHAHHA. "familiar laAAAaaah!!!!!! but what is it?!?!???!! omg it's killing me!!!"

MUAHAHHAA

end of the officially happypilled drama LMAO.

just had the worse star two kayaking lesson EVER.

okay the bottom line is,

THE TRAINERS SUCK.

and the second line. I PREFER RUDI. WHERE'S RUDI OUR STARONE TRAINER. :( :(
the other students couldnt agree more.
even ms sim. [about the sucky sicky trainers]HAHAHAHA.

and sorry sorry to those whom i didnt reply today, haha i was busy:) sorry sorry.



this WAS johnia's leg. HAHAHHAA.
AND JOHNIA'S A GIRL. welllll because people like my dad misunderstood johnia for guys. HAHAHA



after the whole crazy kayaking experience, all the angsty angsty want to kill trainers-ty feelings went off. the odac ppl minus funny skinny jc1 malay guy. :D

THEN WENT TO IKEA!!!!!!!!

AND HAD A DRAMAFEAST THAT WAS EVERYTHING TO MY LIKING.

THE TYPICAL IKEAFOODS I WILL NEVER FAIL TO ORDER:

DIAMCAKE

TEN MEATBALLS (WITH JAM MMMMMM)

SIX CHICKEN WINGS

me-->8D

soooooooooooo full and happy. :)

and thanks for the ride home. i didnt ask you to come okay!

more about the ranting about kayaking trainers next time, maybe there will be more after next weekend. because we're going on a star two kayaking expedition cross the seas. HAHAHHAHA.

damn cool, imagine packing food and handphone and money and everything into the back of your kayak?! :D but i think it will be super exhausting for us.

end of kayak drama. :)

HAHA. kukukacha of the day. and what have we been learning. AHHHHHHHH

[i edited alot of stuffs about the Mr Tan and his mismatched socks. LMAO] feel free to re-read.



ben was trying to show off his baby freeze he learnt i think a week ago.
that photo was right before he straighten his legs HAHAHHA
but i didnt know so i just took this photo.
LMAO he killed me for that.



okay lah applause applause.


HAHAHA. he created mermaid freeze. which was so NOOOB even grandma can do it. AHHAHA JKJK.

okay today was really boring. UNTIL I SAW WHAT I'VE BEEN LEARNING ALL THESE WHILE.


LIKE WHAT THE?!
i showed ben and we just couldnt stop laughing.
for those who did their math tutorial, i bet you dont find this hilarious ardy because you guys have already laughed your heads off the moment you see the question.

i can totally imagine you doing your math tut seriously,
and as you scanned through the questions you notice this particular shitty question that made your eyes widen as big as ping pong balls and re-read it againandagainandagain. AHHAHAHA


Mr Tan owns two purple socks, four pink socks and three pale-green socks (he lost the other one)[i was like, WTH!? HAHAHA i can totally imagine the examiner whispering in your ear that he lost the other one HAHAHA]. All his socks are randomly strewn in his sock drawer. Every morning, he wakes up late and in a rush, randomly picks two socks out of the drawer to wear for work.



AND THE QUESTION GOES,
(ii) getting sick of wearing mismatched socks[HAHAH i thought getting sick is a word we should be using to this question AND IF HE WAS SICK OF THAT, THEN SHIJIA AND MANY OTHERS WOULD BE SICK AND DEAD BY NOW HOR SJ. LMAO] to work most of the time, he decides to randomly pick three socks instead of two[HAHAHAH OMG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS BECAUSE , I DONT KNOW, WHAT A STUPID MAN LMAO.
like, firstly, he would give himself more problems by figuring where to place his third sock!
and then Mr Tan will give US another probability question of finding the probability of retrieving the third sock from Bag A, Bag B and Bag C when he finishes his work and reaches home and realises,"hey! i still have a sock in one of my bags! oh no! i need to ask the students again! ohno soo sorry ij H2 students." HAHAHAHAHA

SECONDLY, if he still didnt get a matched pair and ended up flaring up, wouldnt he be even more troubled with which two socks to pair up SINCE THEY ARE ALL DIFFERENT BY THE TIME HE LEFT HOME ?! ]. find the probability that he will obtain a matched pair of socks using this selection method.

SO WHY CANT MR TAN JUST OPEN HIS EYES, LOOK INTO THE DRAWER AND TAKE HIS MATCHED PINK PALE-GREEN OR PURPLE SOCKS SINCE HE IS NOT COLOUR BLIND AND JUST ASK US ONE SIMPLE PROBABILITY QUESTION LIKE, " find the probability of how many matched pair of socks can Mr Tan find in five minutes?! given that the probability of him finding a pink sock is five secs, green socks for five mins and purple socks for thirty secs!"

TROUBLESOME OLD MAN.

that was so.. so. -.- <-- this is really the best emoticon i can use. and the geofile (geography) reading of A Case Study Of A Cash Crop- Coffee. halfway it showed a diagram of the timeline of notable events in the history of coffee.


DAMN RIDICULOUS. hhahahahahahhaa

yr 1475: okay blah blah,women in Turkey must serve men coffee every day by law.

yr 1600: the drink[coffee] is baptised by Pope Clement VIII.

yr 1651: first british coffee house opened- women signed a petition against coffee[HAHA it's like signing a petition to milo], worried about the effects in the virtility of their men.

... blahblah

yr 1690: Dutch smuggle[it's funny that how a really common item was needed to be smuggled, like smuggling MILO now from malaysia to spore. HAHAHAHA, in a serious tone , i WILL buy it at all costs.] coffee to Java...

and the funniest part.

yr 1727: Brazilian coffee industry starts when a Brazilian officer seduces the wife of the governor of French Guiana- she gives him a coffee bush which he smuggles back to Brazil.


AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LIKE OMG. REALLY ZZZ.

SO THANKS TO the successful seduction that brought the magical energy bean into our modern world :D HAHAHAHAHA

OKAY SO WHAT HAVE WE BEEN STUDYING MAMA.

end of the end product of mugging-going crazy drama.

pt(s)m sucks

i got attitude problem?!what happy not happy how she knows?!

LMAO

scenario 1:
i slapped tetty in the middle of the canteen. yelled and ran away.


scenario 2:
i poured one ton of chocolate oreo from the fruit stall all over alice cafe. and ran away.


scenario 3:
i wrote twenty times "you suck chem t'cher[lizard!]'' on the science building next to parade square so that everyone can see, to seek justice for sj. and ran away.


scenario 4:
i whacked chua bballcoach with a solid basketball. and ran away.


scenario 5:
i poured maggiemee all over a particular maggiemee-legs person. and ran away.


scenario 6:
i blew a whistle loudly five times in the sch library. and ran away.


scenario 7:
i ordered chicken cutlet with the western stall auntie, then changed my order to salad, then changed my order to chicken burger, and ran away.


scenario 8:
i am TOO popular :D



which scenario fits this best? LMAO

HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
OKAY JUST JOKING JUST KIDDING

this short film IS good. :) [repeat]

for those who didnt catch it when i posted long long ago in my blog,
i'm uploading it again in my new post! :) for the benefit of those who wanted to watch it during gp lecture.
okay the loading will take pretty long even if you have the best internet connection because it lasts for about ten mins so just leave this on but muted and do your own stuff. AHAHHAHA
OR, STUDY FOR ECONS TEST! awwwwww :D

woah.

falling slowly

I don't know you
But I want you
All the more for that
Words fall through me
And always fool me
And I can't react
And games that never amount
To more than they're meant
Will play themselves out

Take this sinking boat
And point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice
You have a choice
You've made it now

Falling slowly
Eyes that know me
And I can't go back
Moods that take me and erase me
And I'm painted black
You have suffered enough
And warred with yourself
It's time that you won

Take this sinking boat
And point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice
You had a choice
You've made it now

Falling slowly
Sing your melody
I'll sing along

i am so happy that words cannot describe.

and suddenly there's no drama.
there are so many things i want to type and rant it out.
i dont want to be like this but if i dont, i will be worse.

but why. seriously why?

i'm going to eliminate all hypocrisy, starting from now.
if that is what is making someone[s] happy out there.
i know who they are because it's way obvious.
and i'm not doing it for your sake, it's for my own.

but like what someone said to me earlier,
who cant be hypocritical at times? you cant avoid that in life.

i can see people agreeing but the best
is to stay ignorant
and stop being too expressive when the topic comes to somebody[s].

how i wish things would be as innocent as last year.
and that you wont be so hypocritical towards me
because i hate the suspense you're creating.

wake up joey wong,

where's the old joey
you need to revert to your old self NOW.

and i will recall my resolution from that filthy untouched dustbin.
it's time for change.

when i count my blessings, i count you twice :) <3s :).

okay i've been blogging too much!

but if i dont the photos will really really reaaally be outdated. LMAO.

anyway the Susan Boyle incident was mind blowing, to me.
an unemployed 47 year old woman living in a village in europe took the brave step and participated British got talent show,
and won over millions of hearts.

she was no doubt, a little hideous and kampong looking.
in fact, when her answer to simon cowell's question was to be a professional singer,
the camera, at that moment, zoomed into many irked faces in the audience.
a girl rolling her eyes, guys laughing hysterically, women in disdainment whispering in each other's ears.
it was so obvious what they were thinking- "ew this lady is ridiculous"

after the short interview which would have completely embarrassed me to the max if she were my mum or whoever,
she sang "dreamed a dream[Les Miserables]"
and that moment sparked even simon's eyes.
he went to the extent of opening his eyes real wide and supported his head with his hands, smiling with contentment.

this women, hideous, never been kissed before, allowed everyone who watched it to understand the real meaning of the cliche term never judge a book by its cover.


so let's hope she'll win the contest.



anyway some of my favourite photos from importance of being earnest.
damn happy, almost everyone created their own album in fb with their own earnest photos. HAHAHAHAHHA.

finally a photo with shona!!! and dajie:D



sj mona pris julia :D and sj PUTS MASCARAA AHHHHAHAHA

THE KUKUKACHAS

ks and alvin!

me rie sj on the way home :) :) :)

HAHA PRIS. love her legs.

HAHA OMG DAJIE LMAO

rie hc!!!

wena sj hc!!!

JULIA HAHAHA HELLO JULIA YOU SEE THIS PEEKTURE?

I LOVE THE SETTING.

SIVA STUDENTS. HAHAHAHA OKAY DAJIE'S KILLING ME

:D

HAHAHA PRIS. geog students AGAIN

mirror photo in the hotel!

and i loooooove this peek. sj do you HAVE TO open your legs?!?!?

ANYWAY, when we first stepped our foot into bugis street........

we saw the best bargain EVER.

so i broke my own record of buying the most number of earrings a day. HAHAHAHA



YAY. anyway[AGAIN] damn creative right, my mum thought of recycling a perfectly fine ferrero roche box as a earring holder. :)
and yeah imagine wearing the super humongous hoops from f21. imagine.. someone ran past you, and accidentally hooked their whatever shit onto your huge earrings, and you feel your ears tearing and split and splat goes the blood. HAHAHAHAHHAA

i only wore that for prom night.

side track abit.

sj.

she was stuck to that pole for about fifteen mins. and note that her butt wasnt touching the floor at all.

she was THAT tired. HAHAHAHA.

me:" EH SJ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

daniel: " she pole dancing what! "

sj:" *mutters something i cant hear* hmmm huuuuhhhh tireddddd"

THE MOST ADORABLE THING IN THE WORLD IF I CAN REAR DOGS I WILL BUY HER.

OKAY!

15April09

Asian Pacific Breweries Singapore.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT DAY WAS FUN FUN FUN.

HAHAHA DAJIE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL. LMAO

HAHAHAHA RIE OKAY OKAY IT WAS A BROCHURE.

I HAD 3

cameras were not allowed in the brewery and we learnt alot alot.

i learnt that beer is made from hops, yeast, malt and water!

and they are only different because of the light malt, dark malt and more hops, additional of hops shell, and a special recipe that needs both guinness and barons 's barrels to be put horizontally, unlike normal beer. :D

everyone went to the pub and there was FREE FLOW of whatever beer is there! :D

and the pub is really GOOD.
free pool free drinks, the lounges are GOOOOOD.

we owned the table. really owned. nobody else could play besides us because first come first serve. AHAHHAHAHAHAA no lah we just wanted to play that's all/

rie!

and at this moment saman and i finished our mug of tiger beer and i went over to the counter for Barons.

and you know what.

beside me while i was ordering, seated a few ang moh people whom i supposed were visiting too.

i ordered Barons please,

and their reactions were so extreme!!!

they were almost immediately taken aback and were like, WOAHHHH and that guy behind the counter was saying something like woah this girl can drink man! blahblah.

it was so stupid tsk.

anyone can drink it.

i didnt order the barons extra strong what!

:D

HAHAH DAJIE.

nice place to be in.

some of us. AND SAMAN WAS SO RED LAH. HAHAHA
and i dont know why those two indian boys were in it.

A DRUNK RADZI FOR YOU
he wanted to puke in the bus lah! HAHAHA

dajie and i. i was red, but i WASNT drunk. I SWEAR.

i love this peekture. :D

NO. i prefer this peek. dajie looks so cute!

SAMAN. LMAO.

A VERY VERY DRUNK CHANG HORNG FOR YOU.

the bus was so quiet, and suddenly he went, "woot!"

or making funny cat noises, and even shouting at the bus next to us. HAHAH CRAZY LAH!
for a first timer. LMAO

SAMAN:)

pity this is blurred.

happy people :D

end of drinking drama.

anyway, i wanna thank sj and rie for this. THANK YOU!!! JUST AS I NEEDED IT EVEN THOUGH I SAID NO AT FIRST. THANKYOU SERIOUSLY PEOPLE.

LOVE Y'ALL




end of many dramasss.