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It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him.

I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him.

The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man.

"I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"


St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

Saw this somewhere and I felt it was really touching, so I used my comp to translate this into english. [ I suck at reading chinese hehehe]The translation might turn out funny but you have a rough idea eh :D :

When I was 24 years old, we are together, hand in hand we see each other's families.

If and when I was 26 years old, we are still together, I will roll up my hair to stay for a long time, be your most beautiful bride.

If and when I am 28 years old, we are still together, and we look forward to working together to meet that arrival of new life that joins our small family.

If and when I am 29 years old, we are still together, we will have careful management of our home, listening to our baby's tender voice every day calling us, "Daddy," "Mummy".

If and when I am 33 years old, we are still together, no matter how people come around the sub-points, we will have come to a firm stand through the pain of those 3 years, 7 year itch. We still continue our happiness.

If and when I am 40 years old, we are still together. Even if the initial excitement the reality of life has been grinding away, things go flat, we will still be chasing each other's eyes and each other's shadow, a laugh will feel at ease.

If and when I am 50 years old, we are still together. The children leave us to pursue their happiness, though we will miss the baby, I still have you by my side, hand in hand for a walk every evening.

If and when I'm 60 years old, we are still together. We will have all the rest, with a lot of time with each other, do things that we wanted to do which we never had the time for.

If and when I am 70 years old, we are still together, we will have kids around that call us "Grandpa", "Grandma," and you will still take care of me like a child.

If and when I am 76 years old, we are still together, we will know who to notify and invite all to join our golden wedding anniversary, to share our happiness.

If and when I'm 80 years old, we are still together, we will lay on the rocking chair sitting under the sun every day, although we do not know when will life stops, we are no longer afraid of death; enjoying life every day, because we have each other's company.

If and when I reach the last day of life, I want to be around you, so please allow me to be selfish and leave this world, or if you cannot take it anymore, I would like to accompany you too... because without you the world is cold, so, my dear, if that day comes, please let me go first, or take me with you;

Because, I cannot handle the happiness once belonged to two people, alone.

heheheheeheheeheheee dont know why I love this picture so much.

smth encouraging appeared in the inbox;

just as I was about to give up.

Hi Epichouse Staff,

Just wanted to say thanks for the job well done with the printing of the shirt
design.
I was really impressed by affordable pricing and the efficiency of the shirt
printing despite the relatively short notice.
I would like to especially thank Zack for being so patient with me and the
design. You were really helpful with the editing of the design and really
understanding with all the minor changes that I wanted to make.
I would also like to thank Joey for being so kind and friendly when we were
discussing the shirt order.
So yeah, thanks for being such awesome and friendly designers and sales people!

The process of finding a company and ordering prints seemed like a reallydaunting task at first, considering that it was the first time I was ever making
such an order but you guys made things so easy.
I've recommended your company to many of my school mates and you'll definitely
be hearing from me again if I have anymore shirt designs that I need printing.

Regards,
Jaime.

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Hello Joey! This is Timothy. I have received shirts in more than satisfactory conditions. I have enjoyed working with you and hope to do so again in near future. Once again, thank you very much for the good service and brilliant efficiency. :D I'll certainly be knocking at your door if i require printing services in future! Thanks alot. I appreciate your friendliness. :D

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You're welcome. (:

I would love it if all my customers are like this. And I would appreciate more if there are less horny uncles around, I feel very unsafe everytime I unlock the office door in the morning.

alot of mistakes, but i was thinking of taking my first piano video. pardon me for all the faults. it wasnt well done[esp the middle part it was too fast- was nervous], it is embarrassing, but i guess that there's always a first time for everything. (:

it's for my silly one by the way. ^^

Happy

My blog was so dead, I wanted to type so many things here hahaha. I guess no one really reads this now, so I can reallllly type how I feel and what I think.

Mum's making me consume red wine every night at 11pm, and currently I'm super duper red, all the way till my thighs hehehe. I thought of all sorts of reasons why she does this, and only yesterday night I figured it was to make me sleep. -_-"

Perhaps to raise my level of alcohol tolerance as well, [ I think she finally considered that I have to drink ONCE in a while ^^] but either wayyy, today I was looking through my friend's photos posted on fb. It was her 19th birthday.

And it just struck me, at the end of the day, who is going to celebrate my 19th?

Who is going to make it all worthwhile, or is a special someone going to wreck my birthday again, like my 18th, or is he going to make it indelibly impressed on the memory?

Will the people I expected to celebrate my birthday, not initiate a surprise for me?

I want a million wishes to wish for that two things I have always had in mind since I started reading my first fairytale- to be happy, and to be in love. Happily.

I'm happy that I love you;

I saw a shooting star on 13/9 and I wished for you. -10:50pm.

I want to be the one you love, too.

Want you to smile at me and tell me the truth.