gongsimiljwei

[edited due to the horrendous grammar mistakes *screams in horror* i just found when i was checking this post.]HAHAHAHA HELLOOOOOO DAMN HIGH DONT KNOW WHY

i've decided to blog about little little snippets of the funny little things that made me laughed upsidedowninsideoutroundroundroundandabout from today onwards! [IF I FEEL LIKE IT]

HAHAHAHHAHA OKAY HERE WE GO

oh shit i forgot.


AH.

shit.

hmmmm

um.


1.)okay ks seriously tells damn cork jokes.


ks: eh eh joey i tell you a joke.

jo: ah what.

ks: one day, a guy wanted to buy a brain. he went up to the brain shop and saw many brains there. he noticed a brain which is labelled from china, and it was $1500000. the guy asked the cashier, "eh why so ex?!??!! " the cashier merely replied, "use china brain can find job mah." but it was too expensive for the guy to purchase so he went up to the next brain. it was labelled singapore brain, and it costs $ 2500000. he was surprised to see the price and exclaimed, "WAH! so ex! " and the cashier replied, " aiyo, spore brain, not ex already okay." the guy went up to the last brain, and it was labelled," joey's brain, $2700000000000" .the guy screamed at the price. do you know why your brain is so expensive?

jo : um why?

ks: the cashier went up to him and exclaimed," EH! NEVER USE BEFORE ONE LEH! OF COURSE EX LAH!"

jo, wena : ...... -_______-

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SO CORK.


2.)anyway i went online and anvy suddenly talked to me,
" my name is help."

i was so puzzled, and i typed " huh??"

and then i realised that my pm was," i need help."

LMAO DAMN CORK AHHAHAHAA


3.) anyway SIVA'S LESSON WAS SO HILARIOUS.
really seriously 110% chop funny.

if only you can imagine her voice and the whole setting.

*the class was complaining about something but i forgot.*
OH.
IT WAS,
* the class was complaining about the sheltering at innovajc when heavy rain comes.*

siva: BUT HOW? WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?

class(in chorus): AIYAA! YOU HELP US COMPLAIN CAN?!??!

siva: YOU WANT ME TO COMPLAIN TO THE PRINCIPAL??? YOU REALLY WANT ME TO??? YOU WANT ME TO *SCREECHES* COMPLAIN AND THEN I GET FIRED AND THEN I BECOME JOBLESS-

class(in chorus): yaaaaaaa-

siva: AND THEN I HAVE NO INCOME AND THEN I HAVE TO -

class: go join awareness!

siva: AND THEN WHAT, I BECOME SECURITY GUAAAARD?!?!?


HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I CAN TOTALY IMAGINE HER BEING ONE.
SHE WILL BE DAMN GOOD. LMAO
DAMN CORK CAN IMAGINE HER SCREECHING AT CARS AND UNWANTED VISITORS LMAO.

andddddddddddd,

hmmm.
alot of funny things. i forgot.

simple things like,

4.) during the midst of math lecture there was an announcement.

"sorry for the interruption. the temperature taking will start at eleven am SHARP"
and at the same time sj and i went ," SHING!"

LMAO OKAY YOU DONT GET IT NVM. LMAO.

5.) another stupid one was when the pwrs were at the locker area.
a group of jc1s were sitting near us.
they were chatting pretty loudly and one of them said," aiya! ALL THE HIGHERMOTHER TONGUE STUDENTS SHOULD JUST DIE LAH!"

and SJ AND I AT THE SAME TIME,EACH DID A STUPID DYING ACTION. i did the drop head look down "urgh!" thing. sj did smth like that too. AT THE SAME TIME. and the girls looked at us. rie and ryl were laughing profusely. AHAHHAHHAHAH DAMN COCK DAMN COCK.

okay for 4.) and 5.) you guys most probably wouldn't get them.
they are those typical you-got-to-be-thr thingies.

SO IT'S OKAY(:

there were more scenarios like these but i dont have time to blog already.

I LOVE YOU SHONU.
AND SHONA.
AND KAKAKKAUUUUUUU.

:)

end of gongsimi drama. AHAHHAHAHA