primary is still HAH.

woah today's adam khoo's talk was really greeeaaaat.

NOT adam khoo, but gary lee.
HAHAHA.
he's much better and funny!
REALLY DAMN FUNNY.
but he's always going a lil off topic.


OH!
DURING LUNCH BREAK I "SNEAKED OUT" AND I WENT TO MEET IVY AND ENID!
LIKE OMG!
it's been so damn freaking long since i met them.
and we went to watch ivy cut her bangs!

"HAHA auntie ah see see i bring so many customers to you leh."

i was hoping for a free trim on my bangs because they are touching my eyes but alas. she just smiled.


(sorry, but today is my Vulgar-Just-Say-What-You-Want Day)

EH.
0833A!

TMR IS FREAKING CHALET DAY!
and SUAY SUAY.
WAHLAU EH KNNCCB JUST NICE
ADAM KHOO'S TALK AND LAST ECONS LECTURE HAPPILY SLOT INTO OUR CHALET DAYS.

WTF YOU WANT TO DESTROY 33A?!
I KILL YOU!
IT'S LIKE SO OFF!
HOW TO DESCRIBE?!
IT'S SUPER OFF!
HEEEELLLLOOOO- DOES ANYONE KNOW, THAT BOOKING CHALET NEEDS TO BE EARLY IF NOT WE'LL BE CHARGED HIGHER?

AS WELL AS PUSHING OUR CHALET TO ANOTHER DAY WHEN IT'S BOOKED ARDY?!

AND!
I REALLY HOPE ALMOST EVERYONE WILL BE THERE.
IF NOT I WILL KILL EVERYONE THERE!
BECAUSE IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CRAZY DAY AND I DO HAVE EXPECTATIONS OF IT.

THE WORST IS SOME PEOPLE MIGHT STAY FOR ADAM KHOO'S TMR, THEY WONT SLEEP OVER THE FIRST DAY BUT IT'S OKAY.

AND SOME WANTS TO ATTEND THE ECONS LECTURE I DONT MIND, LIKE LAST LECTURE MAH.

AND SOME JUST WANTS TO P-O-N.

i dont know who!
but i've got a feeling that NOT EVERYBODY WILL TURN UP.

SO THEY WILL DIE!

MUAHAHAHAHA.
I'LL MAKE THEM BOW TO ME LIKE HOW PRIS LITERALLY MADE ME BOWED TO HER.

UNWILLINGLY.

if only i can upload videos.
they are lethal, they can shorten your life by lengthening your laughter. *gasp*

seriously i almost died that day.
IF ONLY I CAN SHOW YOU.

and also!

on monday aqila julia sj ryl pris kaylyn and i,
went to buy a hello kitty cake,
went to buy a really nice flower which we ACTUALLY TOOK 15 MINS TO CHOOSE ONE STALK, with sudden ideas popping up by RYL like,

"HEY LET'S BUY CACTUS FOR HER!"
"HEY LET'S BUY SUNFLOWER SEEDS AND LET HER PLANT HERSELF!"
"HEY LET'S BUY THIS PLANT! ( a little pot with weeds)"

THIS IS RYL. HAHAHAHAHAA.

(continue)
went to buy a really freaking expensive hello kitty balloon which looks damn cheap.

(realise that i use REPETITIVE WORDS- to emphasize the sympathy towards us, the effort we made)

we happily turned up at her house,
which we took damn long,
walking around the whole second floor because we dont know which is her unit.
AND RANG THE DOORBELL.

HAH.

nobody answered.
i called the house and i heard the phone ringing inside.
we obediently waited outside her house, silently hoping that she'll reach home.
told julia to sms her.

AND SUDDENLY THE DOOR OPENED.
it was her brother.
HAH, HE LOOKS FUNNY.

okay anyway,
HE TOLD US THAT LAYSEE AND THE REST OF THE FAMILY WENT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING SOME JAPANESE BUFFET. SHOULD BE AT CAUSEWAY.

then we went downstairs,
waited for the bus and went back to causeway.

THEN JULIA GOT A SMS FROM LAYSEE SAYING SHE IS NOT AT CAUSEWAY.

THEN (i gave my no to laysee's bro cuz just in case she comes home) HE SMSED ME,
SAYING THAT LAYSEE IS AT SAKAE AND MOST PROBABLY AT CAUSEWAY.

SO WE WENT UPSTAIRS.

*yawns* this story is boring.

AND SHE IS NOT AT SAKAE.

AH.

okay so the moral of the story is, JUST TELL YOUR FRIENDS WHERE YOU ARE!

she was at sembawang sakae. OMG. faints.

OKAY. HELLO LAYSEE. IT'S JUST STORYTELLING. AND I FORCED MYSELF TO FORGIVE YOU ARDY, SINCE YOU APOLOGISED SO SINCERELY AGAIN AND AGAIN TO ME TODAY:D


afterwards feeling pretty tired and upset, kaylyn and i went to amk to make my ezlink card.
(rmb that my wallet was stolen?)

AND I ENDED UP SHOUTING AT THE PERSON AT THE EZLINK CARD SERVICE SECTOR.

SHE
IS
EFFING
ANNOYING.

you should see kaylyn.
she looked pretty scared of me.

like wtf?!
YOU KNWO WHAT IT WAS DAMN SHIT.
AS YOU KNOW,
THE SOLE IDENTIFICATION I ACTUALLY POSSESS WITH ME IS MY PRIMARY SCHOOL EZLINK CARD.

AND SHE PUSHED MY CARD AND SAID,
" no it doesnt look like you so cannot make your card."

I WAS LIKE, "WHAT?!"
i could totally rmb flaring my nostrils and shouting at her,
" YOU KNOW WHAT I LOST MY WHOLE WALLET.
AND THIS IS THE ONLY IDENFICATION I HAVE WITH ME CURRENTLY.
GETTING MY PASSPORT FROM MY PARENTS IS VERY HARD.
I JUST NEED AN EZLINK CARD BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SPENDING SO DAMN MUCH MONEY ON STUPID GREEN TEMPORARY TRANSIT CARDS AND THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?! I CAME ALL THE WAY HERE JUST TO HEAR YOU SAY THIS?!"

and she gave me the i'm-the-authority-higher-than-you look and said calmly (altho i can tell she's scared)
" oh you lost your wallet ha? then show me your police statement lah? everybody who lost their wallet gave me their police card/statement to prove."

i thrust the police card to her.
but she asked for statement after that.
then why ask for card?!

WTH.
PRIS AQILA AND JULIA CAN TOTALLY RMB THE POLICEMAN TAKING DOWN MY STATEMENT AND HE DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PHOTOCOPY IT.
NOW YOU ASK ME TO FIND HIM LAH?! LIKE I RMB WHICH POLICEMEN THEY WERE?!


it was such a scene.
and i still have to pay for my fugly green card.
to bishan.
to go to aqila's house.

it's was super nice!!
(okay change mood)
it's Javanese, Malayish, very nice
and i love her collage!
we searched high and low for her diary,
but alas, we found nth but dust, ants and a cd underneath her table.
see pris's blog for more info LMAO.

ANYWAY.
PRIS WAS DAMN HIGH THAT DAY.
damn zi-high la hello?!?!?!
BUT YOU SHOULD SEE OUR VIDEO.
SHE WAS CRAAAAZEEEY.
what a brainer.
she had no brains that day. serious.
and i was really not feeling happy,
but after consuming aqila's ai xin noodles, mushroom campbell soup and spaghetti,
and pris getting so high about the backstreet boys songs, the door curtains and the guitar and aqila's bohemian band,
i felt much better. *burps*


IT'S CHALET TMR!
OMG!

oh yes by the way i met ENID AND IVY!
AND AITIEN!
AND AZZA!
AND LAYSEE!

YAY.
waiting for photos!