HELLOOOO WANTED TO BLOG SMTH REALLY SWEET FOR EVERYBODY, BUT I GUESS I HAVE NO TIME. :'(

HAHAHA I'M PREPARING SOMETHING SWEET FOR EVERYBODY FOR MY "LOVED ONES DAY"

nvm, no time to blog already. first things first.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALVIN TEO!!!
OUR VERY TALL SHUAIGE. AHHAHAAHAH

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING SO MUCH JOY INTO OUR CLASS AND LAME JOKES AND TO MY GEOG LESSONS TYVM. AHAHHAHAHAA





AND. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENABANANANA AGAIN!!!!!!

I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO SAY TO YOU.
I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING SOMEDAY.
IT'S LIKE, EVERYTHING.
I LOVE THIS PHOTO WITH YOU:)

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MANY THINGS,
CRYING ON THE PHONE LIKE SHIT,
MY TURN, AND THEN YOURS,
IT'S LIKE DAMN FUNNY,
CRYING FOR THE SAKE OF ONE ANOTHER.

i'm so sorry about that incident although it wasnt my fault, that made you cried so heartwrenching-ly on the phone with me. you dont have to feel guilty; it was NEVER your fault. :) i was NEVER angry with you. i just felt confused and pissed with whoever, but not you.

and the marathon. and everything. times with you, esp during bball, was the greatest. cuz we laughed like madness and rolled on the floor. having that unique connection we had together when we play or when we hang out.


look at your hair flying all over. AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
LOVE YOU TO BITS.



end of birthday drama. more to come. :) :) :)

HAHAHAHA. L.M.A.O. *say the alphabets with pris's prissy voice* HAHAH

HAHAHA GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS.

IT'S A DAMN FREAKING GOOD QUALITY PARODY TO LADY GAGA'S POKERFACE. DAMN DAMN CORK LMAO

click to load and proceed to read on while waiting for it to buffer! LMAO

TODAY IS WEBCAM DAY. I TELL YOU. I NEVER KNEW MY WEBCAM HAD DAMN CORK STUFFS INSIDE, LIKE IT CAN FOLLOW YOUR FEATURES AND ADD ACCESSORIES TO YOURSELF, FOCUS ON YOU ANYWHERE YOU GO AS LONG AS YOU ARE WITHIN ITS RANGE, ETC.

DAMN FUNNY LAH HAHAHA

okay these are a few of the easiest experiments, like the more common ones :D

I LOVE ALL COLOURS

OKAY THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE AND I'M SUPPOSED TO LOOK SCARY.

but i gave up, so i tried to look scared. well just by holding my hand up to stop the ghost wont help. LMAO.


I LOVE THIS MODE BECAUSE IT COVERS PIMPLES

DAMN PRETTY

I LIKEY

THE BEST. EVENT THE UGLIEST GIRL CAN LOOK PRETTY WITH THIS. OH WAIT. I'M THE UGLIEST. HAHAHAH I CAN IMAGINE ABEL AND KS SAYING THAT TO ME.

I'M WEARING BRACES
I CANT WAIT

DINGDONG! KENTUCKYFRIEDHUMAN DELIVERY?!

OKAY. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE. IT'S A GHOST MODE LMAO.
JUST MOVE AND MOVE AND YOU'LL BE TRANSLUCENT UNTIL YOU STOP MOVING AND IT SETTLES DOWN. :D DAMN FUN LAH OMGGGGG

ANYWAY. THE RED SPOT, IS MY URHHMM HANGING TO DRY BY MY WINDOW SO THANK GOD I REALISED IT BEFORE I POST IT IF NOT I WILL BE AS FAMOUS AS XIAXUE

DAMN FUN LAH OMG

YES I KNOW DAMN SUAKU BUT DAMN FUNNNNNNNN

OMG DAMN FUN AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

DAMN FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OKAY. I LOVE THE COLOURS

END WITH THE UGLIEST MODE. LMAO
YOU KNOW THE SENSORED MOZIAC THINGY THAT STOMP PPL LIKE TO INSERT ONTO THEIR VICTIMS' FACES, FOR EG THOSE THAT KS SHOWED ME- THE PERVERTIC COUPLES DOING IT IN PUBLIC BLAHBLAHHHH

AND MY FAV COLOURS

OMG WEBCAM IS SO FUN OMG

end of WEBCAMFETISH PART ONE! drama HAHAHAHHAHAH

inured to atrocity NOT.

finished reading Jodi.P's Perfect Match, it took me about ten hours to finish the book; i stayed awake till 4am to leave the ending for the best-when i woke up this morning.

a quote from the book that really makes sense: " Visiting violence repeatedly, you become inured to atrocity. You can look at blood without blinking, you can say the word rape and not wince. It turns out, though, that this shield is a plastic one. That all defenses break down when the nightmare happens in your own bed. "

it's the same when we say "go and die" to our closest loves jokingly or having the thought to give up your friendship with your friend who is just not herself anymore. when it really happens our shields would melt like a heated marshmallow.

anyway it felt real good during the weekends when Starworld gives you endless marathons of Friends[THE WHOLE MORNING TILL 12PM] and American idol[YES 1PM TO 9PM], and today AXN 's CSI marathon, which my family would not object to us bringing our dinners/ tibits/lunches to the living room.


ANYWAYYYY,
"I would if i could, invent some superbaos. (horlick bao)(mango tea bao)(peach tea bao)(Milo bao for joey!!!)"
to that person: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [27] FOR ME LMAO [OH WITH MY 27 ASS LAYERS TOO]

and, HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENABANANANA!!!
sorry i was so flustered that night. really glad you enjoyed. :)
taken from wena's blog: "




Joey:
Hello classchair. :D You are a precious friend to me, don't ever let it go okay. :D"

i will never let it go. :)


HMMMMM,
a confession: ryl and i have not been listening to foo during econs lesson and after making sure that he will not make an effort to confiscate handphones or any form of entertainment, we giggled the whole econs tutorial away watching a very very funnnny video during last year's chalet. and we make an effort too, to snap precious moments that the characters would like to see themselves in :

caution: includes violence and may excite boys. LMAO.

HAHAHAHA OKAY OKAY.

i shall end with this drunk child's peekture LMAO

wait no, END WITH THIS. HAHAHAHAHHAHAH THIS IS VERY VERY FAMILIARRR RIGHT, it's from wena's, shona's, ryl's, [anyone else's??] ex-wallpaper. HAHAHAHA. it's still the current wallpaper for my hp's case. :D

went to meet rah after school on thursday while i'm full of bballsweat, while she's full on perfume. HAHAHA. sat in our ultimate favourite shoeshop CHARLES AND KEITH [ I LOVE THE SHOES OMGGGGGGGG] and chilled. a funny place to be in. didnt want to take photos because of my face's current-extremely-temporary[i hope]-imperfectness.

so one photo will do.

okay

anyway, i found a few jokes BUT I WONT TELL YOU THE ANSWER! HAHAHAHA FIGURE IT OUT!

why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

oh blah. the rest of the jokes suck.

HAHAHAH BUT I LIKE THIS QUESTION! THINK! :)

ANYWAY I CAN DO THE HOEDOWNT.DOWN WITH DAJIE!!!! popitlockit. i kinda hate my polkadotit. AND I WANT VIDEOS AND PHOTOS FROM RYL!!!

had a crazomadagaszio free period of dancing and laughing with dajie pris and abel, with unwilling audience- ryl rie and aqila. HAHAHAHA.

AND WHERE'S PW MEETING?!?!?!? PRIS! JULIA! MONA! SJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*BANGS MY HEAD AGAINST THEIRS*

end of AHHHHHHHH I HAVE TO DO SOME CONSTRUCTIVE WORK NOW!!! drama.

swing, mood. swing!

like damn sad. that prominent pimple right below my nose.

felt super self-concious, just felt like," argh faster go home faster go home."

fringe is getting too long,

body getting fatter.

and i'm not saying it just because 90% of the kind people out there say," aiya! where got fattt!?!?"

and neither do i want to hear," ya loh. how? so fat, how?"

argh it's just a pre-menstrual period

and i am so prepared to die once more.

i'm like the girl with gazillion lives.

i just cant wait for my 1stjune appointment @kk to find out what the *&%# is wrong with my barrel. barrel because it's fat.

dont want to do homework because it's so damn freaking boring.

i only love to do things that i love.

like even though i feel so down i still feel like blogging.

so i love blogging.

hormonessssss, why the imbalancing act?!

p.s. anyway for american idol[my family watches it every wednesday at 8-9pm faithfully w/o fail] i love kris allen's "heartless". although he cannot be compared with adam in terms of vocals,dynamics and the bombastic-ness, we can tell that he really works his ass off to perfect his singing and to preserve his top3 position. although i like allison and matt MORE, i still think that kris deserves that position. because he tries his best. which i dont really see it in adam lambert.

i hope to see danny gokey out by tomorrow when the results are released. although he's better than kris.

AND. WHO KNOWS HOW TO CURE PIMPLE SCARS?!?!?! AHHHH I HAVE LOST 90% OF MY CONFIDENCE. I HATE PIMPLES. WHY HORMONES-IMBALANCE WHY.

scrunched-up face.

hellooooooo! happy belated vesak day!

HM!
i just realised that everyone's blog is about their daily lives, blahblah, the WORST I HAVE SEEN, is:

"hey earthlings, how have you guys been.
today i woke up, got out of bed,
lifted my toothbrush and squeezed toothpaste on it,
put it in my mouth, scrubbed my teeth.

then i went out.
nobody could make it to the class outing.
so i was alone.

so i went home.
came back, bathed.
facebooked, boring,
shut my eyelids and dreamed.
so when tomorrow i wake up,
i will repeat the whole process again."


DONT YOU FEEL LIKE BASHHING THIS TYPE OF BLOGGER?!?!?
IT'S LIKE, READING IT ALONE SUCKS YOUR LIFE OUT.

NO LIFE TSK.

discovered that i have slight prejudice against realllllyyyy boring bloggers.

ANYWAY,
for me,
blogging is different!
although i'm blogging about my life as well,

BUT I DONT always type what i did the whole day,
unless it's really interesting,
and maybe sometimes i dont even say where i go. [SCHOOL DUH]
but after school blahblahyouknowww.

AND I DONT type all the human routines people do in life.
OKAY MY POINT IS,
why cant bloggers write something,

THAT THEY CAN LAUGH AND SMILE AND THEY ARE BLOGGING AT THE SAME TIME?
LIKE BLOG SOMETHING THAT EVEN AMUSES THEMSELVES.
okay maybe doesnt have to amuse the readers but amuse THEMSELVES.

alright or maybe, use their blog posts as an outlet to scream and scold;a good example would be this dramablogger, who rrrrreeeally hits every alphabet on the keyboard and slams the "enter" button after typing some hatred-stressed-irritated-annoyed post.

so dont they find their posts boring?!?!?!?
okay i have NO PREJUDICE against all my classmates and friends!
only to some really boring sheetx who really get into my nerves when they tell me what brand they use for their toothpaste and when they change the brand, like after 3 months.

" um so, today i woke up and squeezed the toothpaste. nothing came out. so i took out another brand from my dusty olde cupboard that contains alot of toothpastes [PROBABLY COLGATE BECAUSE I PREFER THAT TO DARLIE EVEN THOUGH I USE DARLIE] and i felt the excitement and tingling feeling down my spine because i have been waiting for three months to use it ever since my mum bought it from NTUC."

okay that's exaggerating.
BUT PEOPLE DO THAT!
BECAUSE.
THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE OUT THERE!

but on the other hand,
blogging for your own sake not for your readers can be a valid point to argue for your right to type about your boring life in your boring blog.
BUT who would read their posts [i do read my old posts] and rummage through their dusty months ago posts if they are similar, perhaps that slight difference when a cockroach flew and landed on your hand when you were typing, or you dumping,on accident, your burberry wallet into the toilet bowl before flushing your dirty stuff, whatever. [those who know me will comprehend what i'm nonsens-ing about.]


AH. WHATEVER.

anyway TODAY, was supposingly an early school dismissal day- 1:40pm.
but thanks to budha and friends AGAIN [okay dajie not copying you rightrightrightttt] we had to replan our tutorials from yesterday TO TODAY.
and that's why, i had two extra tutorials that lasted till 6:40pm.

nevertheless,
[if only siva can see this]
siva made our extra tutorials extra extra-licious.

today she was slightly funny.
i guess she misses her kids too much.

siva: " EH! CLASS AHHHH... i'm trying not to end our tutorial late okay! "
class: *sighhhh*
siva: "EH! I ALSO WANT TO GO BACK EARLY RIGHT! EVERYDAY GO HOME SO LATE, LATER MY KIDS DONT RECOGNISE MY FACE ALREADY HOW?! "

HAHAHAHAH DAMN FUNNY.
ahhh she is such a joker.
there were other damn cork strutstuff but i will blog more tmr.

IWANTTOBLOGEVERYDAY.

ACTUALLY,
on a smalllll note at the end of this post,

this post started from nothing. like just a scratch.
so it's " a post that started from scratch"
HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

end of rantingdramabecauseihavedoneallmynecessaryhomeworkyaaaaaaaayyyyyy
andimissmybabyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

HELLO IT'S NEARING THE END OF THE SHORT HOLIDAY. :(

[edited with lots of weird peektures]
[ANYWAYYYY,] Fast&Furious4, Wolverine--> THUMBS UP.


today is vesak day,
thank you budha and whoever ,because YOU made our dream[a short break] come true.
so that we can finally push ourselves back to the brim of the water to take a hugeeeee breath before diving in again.

yesterday was mother's day.

we celebrated it in the most traditional way[or extremely special to some out there]
in the afternoon when mum and i started bickering and ended up making it into the Most Serious Argument of the Year 2009.
yup. very sincere and genuine celebration of mother's day that provoked alot of emotions and buckets of tears from mum and i.

i just dont want to leave my family when i'm married one fine day, with mum and i regretting how the cruel miscommunication between us has killed the time we could have spent lovingly together.

as usual everything just went back to normal and i know that we will argue again.soon. it's always like that.


anyway we got her, AGAIN, a swatch watch.
now that's a loyal fan of Swatch.


anywayyyyy,
i was queueing for bubbletea AGAIN for my family,
and when i was ordering the aunties were especially rude and slowww.

" auntie, one icekachang, one oreo chocolate and one champiange grape milk tea"

"huh! what ? ice kachang ah! and what ah, oreo*suddenly diverts attention to her colleague* eh! what you saying? *comes back to me * urh! what again?"

but after purchasing the bubbleteas i realised that these aunties never have breaks[because apparently they are always the ones behind the counter at work whenever i go sweet talk].
and it was Mother's day that day!

i felt bad and sorry for them. because all of them look old enough for me to assume that they HAVE kids. and i reckon their pay should be very low.

hmm but my dad didnt think that way. when i told him , he said their kids will probably give them a surprise when they reach home blah blahhhh.
okay this is going nowhere.

i'm just really, really bored.
watching heroes, csi las vegas, csi ny, csi miami, friends does not work my boredom away.
not doing homework doesnt give me pleasure either.
so i should be doing homework. HAHAH.

i mean, can you feel the dust around me? the air around me is totally lacklustre [learnt that from geok's tiny vocab booklet]
and the stupid thunder kept going on and on WITHOUT rain for SIX hours.

anyway i made a card for mum.
i think it's nice.

I AM SO RANDOM AH.

okay then i shall be random!some peektures in my comp which i find interesting:

LMAO. THIS IS FUNNY. HAHAHA



HAHAHAHAHA



WOAHHH

OKAY THIS IS STUPID

THIS IS. FREAKY.
I BET SJ WILL SCREAM.

AWWW

QUITE DUMB

FREAKY

SHONA WILL LOVE THIS! :)

LOL

THIS IS GOOD

LMAO

GOOD JOB WHOEVER TOOK THAT

TSK.

AND I LOVE THIS. GIRL. NOT TRANNY PLEASE.

from toby's profile. i likey. :) :)

HAHAHA. eh dajie how to make my peekture bigger?

it's a peekture of YOUssssss

AND THANK YOU ANVY :)

and.

something damn sweet from oiyi boboyi.

she TAGGED HERSELF,

ON A PHOTO WITH TOBY AND I. and look what she commented. HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY! LMAO

OIYI ARE YOU READING THIS?