It's time to live: bittersweet eighteenthhhhh<3

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sj's excessive white lies to me,four ppl tailing behind and suddenly ambushing me with beanie over my head and part of it stuffed in my mouth.tied me up w rafia strings until the security guard was called cuz thr was a security camera and they thought it was peer bullying HAHA. awesome fav bday cake w awesome practical...... presents(Y),you guys did everything you want to me-filled my belly button w cold water/tattooed my chest/forcefully scribbled@sole of my foot(HORRID)/me hopping alone in the middle of the crowded pathway w hands on my head/wearing bdayknife as necklace-thank yall so much for the effort,this celebration is etched deep in my mammaries HAHAHHAHAHAHA [dyna♥ ]

it was damn funny,
sj and i had consultation with ms lin @starbucks with the company of mae, sweehong and amanda.
halfway through sj said she needed to go to the ladies so she went off.
afterwards mae saw her coming back, FROM THE CORRIDOR WHICH DOES NOT LEAD TO THE TOILET.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
we were surprised because the toilet's not very far away and sj was like, " HUH! OH! i went to the library toilet."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
IT WAS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY THE LIBRARY WASNT OPEN SILLY GIRL.
SILLY SILLY DILLY GIRL.

then she tried to rummage through the toilets she rmb in her mind BESIDES that toilet near starbucks AND the one in the library. HAHAHAHA

"OH! OH NO! I WENT TO CAUSEWAY POINT'S TOILET."
LMAO

yes she fabricated countless lies to me that day.

and i believed 90% of them.

AHAHHA

so after all the lying blahs, sj brought me to the goods lift [the lift besides the passenger lift] where it was pretty stuffy and quiet.
THEN, I SAW KS. through a misty checkered tiny rectangular window above the handle of a door. IT WAS SO SCARY. he was wearing grey somemore. and staring. HAHAHAHHA
at that mo it was completely surreal, i paused and stoned and stared, in my mind i was like, hur? hurhur how can ks be in this dusty place standing alone, staring at me through that tiny window?? that feeling was so uneasy.HAHA

then sj, she was DAMN RANDOM. SHE SAID SHE LOST HER FIFTY BUCKS.
so when i turned to follow her, several hands grabbed me from the back and my face was covered in this thickthick clothy sweaterish material stuff WHICH DIDNT TASTE GOOD HAHAHAHAH WHOEVER IT WAS, YOU STUFFED PART OF IT IN MY MOUTH. THANKS AH!

it seemed so serious, i panicked. felt rafia strings binding my limbs even though i was kicking like madness. HAAHAHHAHHA i think i injured them. LMAO.
suddenly this stupid ah beng ah seng voice spoke right beside my right ear- " euuuuu better beeeehavee eurself plopelly ah! ...heh... " [something like that]

it was hilarious but at the same time it was madness. unexpected, out of the blue heh.

THEN, THE THING THAT SHOCKED ME MOST WAS A SECURITY GUARD'S WALKIE TALKIE.
it sounded real, it was real!!! HAHAHHA apparently there was a security camera watching the entire scene and they thought it was peer bullying. HA! HA! HA! HA! ABSURD, SERIOUSLY.

hence with the REAL security guard and his walkie talkie which kept making stupid reception noises, dynamite took the beanie off my face AND MOUTH, and sang the one and only birthday song for me- the only people who sang it to me on my 18th birthday. thank you so much, what you guys have done, says alot. in fact, i was so touched. could have cried but the hilarity of the entire event overrides the touchy touchy pathos thingy.

a big thank you to dynamite. (L)

THANK YOU SO MUCH. this stupid girl lied to me. HAHAHAHA
okay lah then your buttonnnnn nose can be sharper, from now on right. HAHAHHAHAHA

they were cute they made me do so many dares IT WAS CRAZY.

i had to point and choose someone to ink tattoo me. HAHAHA without letting me see.
but still, i couldnt see it with my own eyes BECAUSE no matter how many triple friple chins i reveal when i look downwards i COULDNT SEE IT.

until i took a photo HAHAHA. so cute. shona's drawing is so cute.
guess what does it stand for? (:

i was forced to scream in public because they forcefully scribbled under my foot, the SOLE OF MY FOOT.
I SCREAMED MY SOUL OFF TOO. HAHAHAHHAHA
DO YOU KNOW HOW TICKLISH WAS THAT.

had to wear that but i think it looks AWESOME without me wearing it (:

imma hang this on my bedroom wall. :D

HA HA HA THANK GOODNESS NO STRANGER DARED.

ANYWAY, DO YOU REALISE THAT SJ'S ALWAYS, ALWAYS, FOREVER ON THE RIGHT???????

and there she is now, saying that she's always right. ahhhh blahblahblah. blah. HAHA

estatic, overjoyed, full of mirth :D

HAHA MOST PRACTICAL PRESENTS EVER! EVER EVER EVER!

just three days ago i was pestering sj and anvy to buy shorts with me from cotton on because there was an offer, two for thirty bucks! i wanted one. HAHHAHAH

SO THEY GAVE ME TWO. and the colours were EXACTLY the ones i wanted!!!!!

AND THEY KNEW MY SIZE?!

funniest part was giving me four pairs of citrusox. HAHAHA I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GET THEM LONG AGO THANKS TO YOU GUYS LAUGHING AT ME ALL DAY LONG ABOUT MY SOCKS BEING TOO VISIBLE AND HIGH. hahahahahhahahahhahahah hence they supplied me low cut socks so that i wont be laughed at ever again. THANK YOU (: (: (:

i literally burst out laughing when i saw the socks. HA HA HA

i was moving to my right because. BECAUSE wena was changing.AHHAHAHAHAH but i didnt know anvy placed that board on top of me!!!!! no wonder you guys were giggling. LMAO

THANK YOU TO THESE PEOPLE. GRATEFUL FOR THE EFFORT-