@joeywongg

Friday, November 21, 2008

woooooooo wediiiiiiiiiiiing. deng deng de-dengg. deng deng de-denggggggg.

woo just argued with parents.
i really want my bro to go catholic high or st. joseph lah!
they want him to go anderson. SO BORING. that's ABEL'S SCHOOL.
look how they shape people into someone like abel. who will actually be willing to bathe with cats or share his lolli/ice cream with the cats.

ew i wouldnt want my bro to end up that way!!!ARGHH
HAHA JK ABEL.

ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO ATTEND THE FINAL WEDDING-IN TEN YEARS TIME!
it's my uncle's!
and it will be the last for some time
BECAUSE THE NEXT WOULD BE MY COUSIN'S.
and she's only one yr older than me!
and after hers would be mine!!!
OH MAN.

AND THAT'S WHY MY MUM HAS BEEN FUSSING OVER MY FREAKING FACE.

i was only playing bball ytd and today(with bro and friends),
she had to call or scream at me to put on my facescreen!
i hate it!
and when i return home she would go "TSK TSK LOOK AT YOUR FACE SO BLACK! THE SKIN LIKE COMING OUT ARDY!!!"

i'd rather she scold me about something more realistic.

we went shopping ytd and i found two damn nice tops!!!
DAMN NICE DAMN NICE.
SUPER NICE.
WHOA.(looking at them)

DAMN NICE!

okay it's too much.
but it's damn nice!

so i'm leaving singapore tmr morning!!!
coming back right after the wedding dinner.
i'll take lotsa lotsa peektures yoll. [aiya shortform: camwhore]

wait. actually to tell the truth I HATE THE WORD CAMWHORE.
IT SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE WHORES!
[cam-crazy]
hmm.
[cam-sot]
[cam-siao]
[cam-kuku-ing]
[taking-lotsalotsa-peektures]


all these sound better.
LMAO

[cam-hor]


okay lah.
cant wait for the wedding.
all of my relatives will be there! YAY.
FINALLY CAN GET TO SEE THEM.
THE COUSINS DAMN BIMBO LOH.
AND THE UNCLES AUNTIES DAMN HIGH.
it's never quiet with them.
all the stupid jokes made on me.
i can still rmb loh.

"eh ben ben everybody stand next to joey."
" WAH STILL SO SHORT AH!"

wahthaphua

sms me or whatever.
to make me happy when i reach the custom on sunday.
*di!* you have an unread message
*di!* you have an unread message

WAH SHUANGGGGGGGGGG

[you get it anot?]

okay ah this is your job arh!




bye bye people!!!

end of drama. may blog during trip.
blog under serious maintenance.
i think this blog need to rest awhile. LMAO.



WAIT.

ANYWAY, I FOUND 4H PHOTOS!!!
I SUDDENLY MISS MY EX CLASS ALOT ALOT ALOT.
ALL THE LIT PLAYS,
ALL THE CRAZY STUFFS,
THE ADVENTURE CAMP.
OUR BLUR-SOTONGS-CLASSCHAIRPERSON AND VICECHAIR- ME AND MITCHELL CAN REALLY KILLED THE CLASS LAH!!!
AND THE CHALET!
OMG!

I SUDDENLY MISS 4H ALOT ALOTA LOT!!!


OUR LIT PLAY!
I'M THE ONE IN BLACK TOP.
NOTE THAT SJ RIE AND I ARE IN DIFFERENT PLACES!
DIFFERENT CLIQUES, AND LOOK WHR WE ARE NOW:)


HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAA I LOOK DAMN SPASTIC.





FIND ME!
I LOVE OUR CAMP.



HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAA YOU BETTER NOT FIND ME OKAY. LMAO.




HAHA CHER AND I.
it's damn kuku.
IF YOU NOTICE I'M THE ONLY ONE DOING THE TWIST SIGN!
NOBODY ELSE IS LOOKING.




I MISS 4H!!!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

HAH. GO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO I'VE UPLOADED IN THE SECOND ORANGE BOX!

GO CHECK IT OUT.
THR HARRKOR:D

anyway my bro just got his psle score.
just 3 pts more than me nia!
CHEY.

supposingly going civics to study with ade this morning.
BUT SHE CANNOT FIND HER HOUSE KEYS!
so cannot go out.
HAAHAHA i think that is a real spastic situation.
awww puju-puju.

so i went to play bball with sj justina shona wena daniel and melvin.
and now i have nothing to do at home except to study.


ANYWAY,
DO YOU FIND ANY PROBLEM WITH THIS PEEEKTURE?!
I THINK IT'S DAMN HILARIOUS.



this is what technology has done to ah mas.

ah ma 1: eh let's go to our lao di fang! (our usual meet-up place)
ah ma 2: oh okay!
when they reach the corner
ah ma 1:1,2 let's go!
*both ah mas wipe out their pspsxzxz and giggle*
ah ma 1: you asswipe! kill that monster, it took away my grandson!
***
ah ma 1: ah ma 2?
*ah ma 2 lying on the floor. kena heart attack. with a gleeful face*




end of drama. start of mugging.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

early birthday celebrations to me!

if you have read my previous posts i mentioned that the ODAC celebrated my birthday when i was actually planning another member(xuning)'s birthday!

ASK THEM BUY ONE CAKE THEY BUY TWO.
GIVE BENJI THEY ALL COLOURPAPERS TO WRITE FOR HER THEY MAKE CARD FOR ME. HAAAHAHAHAA.

DAMN FUNNY.


THESE ARE THE COLOURPAPERS.

IT GOES LIKE THIS:
we were eating the very famous prawn noodles at lavender with SJ's recommendation at the hawker centre.

when time was up i thought they were planning for xuning's birthday.
AND SUDDENLY eunice said,"hey joey joey come here."
then benji tossed me one cheesecake.
xuning also got one.
they sang the song as loud as they could
and without candles and lighter,
we made a wish.

HAAAHAHHAA IT IS THAT FUNNY.
SO DAMN SURPRISING

AND MELVIN ACTUALLY DREW ON MY CARD. LMAO.




ANYWAY, THE SAME THING HAPPENED WHEN MY TABLETENNIS GIRLIES MET UP AT NOVENA.

I WAS PLANNING A BIRTHDAY FOR ADE.
we were eating at Han's.
xy peili and angela suddenly excused themselves, supposingly they told me they were going to sneak out and buy present for ade. (a necklace)
i have already prepared a cake, i told the person in charge to give her the cake in twenty mins time.
and i was so scared lah,
because peili they all suddenly left,
and i have only 20 mins before the cake comes,
WHAT IF THE CAKE COMES BEFORE THEM?!

so i quickly smsed xy they all.
but all xy reply was, go order another cake for my sis's friend!!
i was like," WHAT?!"
"YOU CAN GET IT LTR WHAT! THEN WHAT IF THE CAKE SURPRISED HER B4 YOU GUYS COME BACK?! FASTER GET THE NECKLACE!"

she didnt reply my question.
i was completely sweating lah.
damn scared the timing of the cake and peili they all will be screwed up!!!

and for 30mins the cake didnt come.

which is like," phew" for me.
because xy peili and angela came back after that.

and i was so glad to see them come back,
and at the same time trying to signal the person-in-charge to come with the cake,
they passed a stuff toy to ade,

AND TO ME.

LIKE WHAT THE?!??!
HAHAAHAHA IT WAS DAMN FUNNY.

SO I WAS ANXIOUS ABOUT THE CAKE FOR NOTHING!!!

LMAO.

sang song,
and i had the best cake ever- it's my fav cake of the year.
it's better than the one i ordered for ade!
HAHAAHAHAHA
although i waited very long for the photos and i still havent recieve,
i have decided just now that i'll just post lor.

HAAHA WHAT A DAY.

I WAS DAMN HAPPY,
I CAN GO OUT AT NIGHT(WOOHOO TO MUM)
THEY ACTUALLY CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY!
THE FUNNY THING WAS THAT I DIDNT EVEN THOUGHT OF IT.
BECAUSE IT WAS STILL TEN DAYS AWAY FROM IT!


I REALLY LOVE THEM.
we talked like forever,
about everything.
everything we need to know to catch up with one another.
not to say crapping.

peili and angela are planning to go nyjc.
ade and xy are already there.
sometimes i wonder,
if i really chose to stay at nanyang will i be happy?
but everytime when i start to analyse,
i think about every friend i've made in ijc.
i know i will be very stressed there.
i wont have friends like - the pwr, 0833a. even the neighbouring schoolmates.
i wont have illitating unique and hilarious teachers like ms tie, mr chu, darrell tan, ah kiong,josephine tan, kelly wong.

i may end up as a nobody, a mugger.

and i will use all of my time training.
trying hard to be the single player, away from the bench.
and i will start to hate the table tennis seniors like ade does.
although i can continue my trophy collection( not all of my effort but the team's)
i doubt i'll have the time to play like i did this year. with the pwr. with 33a.

to tell the truth i miss training alot alot.
i guess the pwrs will know.
i always try to head to the tabletennis area to check if there are anybody playing so that i can play for a lil while.
my bat is getting dusty and cranky.
my wrist is healing , my scars are gone.
but it is the scars that remind me of what i belong to.

sometimes i will reminisce about the times when we cheered, cried and comfort one another. or trying to chide each other when one of us is pon-ning training.
always getting into trouble,
getting coach angry,
having to crawl under the table over and over.
or jumping around the table again and again.
and xy chiding me about " why never smack?!" "hit harder!" "run faster!"
when we play doubles.
and esp that day when we got top four in singapore. it was really heart-warming.
dont say i cold blooded okay.
i can totally remember our times in that swanky newly air-conned rifle-range.
i didnt stop ttennis because i hate it.
it's because i hate to train without you guys.


you know,
when i was still in phs team i really thought i wasted alot of time in training.
my parents hated it. i argued with them everyday about letting me stay.
i didnt have time to hang out with friends.
i had to be stuck with you guys for hours and hours.
once in a month when i get sian i just pon.
i really regret that.
now,
i cant even get to play.
play with everybody.
play with other schools.
train with our coach.
catch up with everybody.
i cant compete with others.

i miss.


but
i wont know oiyi and ryl. needless to say i wont snuggle up to cherie and shijia during 4h meetings in the future. HAAHA imagine i dont know them well then and now. so different!
i think the 4h ppl will find the three of us very weird, so close to one another during the future 4h meetings. LMAO.



okay enough of emo-ing.

these are a few of the photos i have with me now!:D



ADE AND I!

they celebrated my birthday and hers omg!!!
anyway ade totally killed the person-in-charge's lighter. LMAO










and yes!


at about 10pm we were walking around novena square and we saw this really damn nice thing TO CAMWHORE. IT'S ABSOLUTELY PUURFECT.





well it's all up to your imagination to think about the scenes while i give a little cock-analysis.LMAO





HERE WE GO-









initially it was me only. trying to act chio buay chio


IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME AT THE RED LIGHT DISTRINCT(correct spelling?)





another hot babe. LMAO








I WAS FLIRTING WITH HER. HAAHA.





anyway this is ade not xy ardy. i am always on the left!!!


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. damn sweet right!







some ritual xy and ade climbing on each other LMAO







xy and ade's jumpshot. DAMN FUNNY ade looked like she's going to slip







LMAO.


and the pervert scenes that I INVENTED:D





HAHAHAA IT'S ME ON THE LEFT, XY AND THE RIGHT. THE FACT THAT SHE WAS REALLY THROWING HER HEAD BACKWARDS IN LAUGHTER MAKES HER LOOK VERY VERY SATISFIED. LMAO i pointing was i?!?!??!




I'M A WOMAN-FLASHER LMAO





realising that my cardigan is a lil translucent- aw. a striptease.




HAH. KUNGFUU




IF YOU CAN OBSERVE - choose the correct answer:

1. a romantic guy holding his lover.

2. a girl with a life size ragdoll.

3. an absolute dirty lovey dovey scene:D
LMAO





if the HARRKORRs still rmb this is my favourite move HAHAH






MY FAV JUMPSHOT!!! WITH ADE






awwwwww.




awwwwww. bind tgt.




HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA.




LMAO
luckily our faces were covered.




PRIS WOULD DIE FOR ME TO DO THIS LMAO

I MISS TT GIRLIES.
HEY CAN WE TRAIN TOGETHER ONE DAY?!
'CAUSE ALL OF YOU CAN SHOW-OFF TO ME SINCE EVERY ONE OF YOU HAVE BEEN IMPROVING AND TRAINING THREE/FOUR TIMES A WEEK WHILE I HAVENT EVEN TRAINED SINCE I LEFT YOU GUYS.


I MISS:(


even the month when we had our one month training in China. together.
you guys even gave me a birthday surprise.
i miss.

primary school-mates=love.

HAHA PHOTOS OF ENID IVY ME!
that day i sneaked out from adam khoo's-



LOL










while they were camwhoring..


ivy snapped a really damn cock of me when i came out form the toilet. LMAO



CAMWHORE



CW


I just realise that i like to use this expression LMAO



ivy's cutting bangs! with my recommendation :D












taadaaaaa :D
after that we went to meet aitien and saw lynn, laysee and azza at cwp.
HAHA I MISS THEM ARDY:D
still in the process of collecting tt girlies'photos , and cocking up harrkorr stories.
LMAO.
end of short drama.

more foutos of HARRKORRRRR


shocked to get photographed LMAO






no we are not drunk




HAHA



HAAHAHAHA. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE WE'RE CATCHING BURGLARS.


the monkey dance


THE OOHGAH DANCE



KAYKAY



UH HM.



:D
dont really want to drink it again. the taste sucks.

feedback: the shaeyley was awesoome but we should have it planned or smth,
so that everyone wont be scattered everywhr, and we should have a bbq!


anyway we should be planning another bbq at east coast soon. :D:D:D:D:D:D


should i change back to my original skin?!
please give me your honest opinions. LMAO.


ANYWAY(AGAIN) CHECK OUT http://www.thou0833a.blogspot.com/ for the harrkorr episode. LMAO.


end of drama, waiting for tt girlies' photos and my bday thingy.

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