Piglet in Boots

Hey there, how's your Sunday? 

I saw this joke in a magazine which my mum brought home today-

"When my son was in second grade, his teacher informed me that for an assignment, he had written that his father was his hero because 'he satisfies my mom in the bathroom.' When the teacher asked for clarification, my son explained that his dad brought home magazines so I could read in the bathroom. And yes, she asked him to redo the assignment."-magazine reader

HAHAHA isn't the kid adorably innocent.

I saw this as well-

Interviews Pink;

Pink: I get easily bruised.

Magazine interviewer: Why?

Pink: I've always felt like an underdog, and I'm comfortable with that label...(But) It's good that a girl like me can get a beauty contract.

Magazine interviewer: What do you mean, "a girl like me?"

Pink: Well, I was always considered butch. So "a girl like me" is someone who doesn't rest on her looks, who has people tell me from day one, " You're never going to get magazine covers because you're not pretty enough." I'm totally comfortable with that. I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I am funny, and I'm a good person.

Magazine interviewer: So what makes you feel beautiful?

Pink: Feeling beautiful to me is when I feel good in my leather pants and my husband grabs my ass. Or when I'm sitting on a mat and my daughter runs to me with complete joy. Beautiful has never been my goal. Joy is my goal-to feel healthy and strong and powerful and useful and engaged and intelligent and in love. It's about joy. And there's such joy now.

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On a side note...

I just found out from the magazine that March 1 is National Pig Day.

I found it just by googling "Piglet in Boots"

I admit;

It's kinda cute.

3 more weeks

Heyhey, I'm back 

Today I learned:

One of the ‘mistakes’ you fear might just be the link to your greatest achievement yet.

Recognize those who love you. – The most memorable people in your life will be the ones who loved you when you weren’t very loveable.  Pay attention to who these people are in your life, and love them back, even when they aren’t acting loveable.

What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it.  Make sure it’s worthwhile.

Start noticing how wealthy you are right now. – Even when times are tough, it’s always important to keep things in perspective.  You didn’t go to sleep hungry last night.  You didn’t go to sleep outside.  You had a choice of what clothes to wear this morning.  You hardly broke a sweat today.  You didn’t spend a minute in fear.  You have access to clean drinking water.  You have access to medical care.  You have access to the Internet.  You can read. 

Start being attentive to your stress level and take short breaks.– Slow down.  Breathe.  Give yourself permission to pause, regroup and move forward with clarity and purpose.  When you’re at your busiest, a brief recess can rejuvenate your mind and increase your productivity.  These short breaks will help you regain your sanity and reflect on your recent actions so you can be sure they’re in line with your goals.

Take a quiet moment every morning when you first awake to appreciate where you are and what you already have.

Follow your heart.  Be true to yourself.  Do what makes you happy.  Be with who makes you smile.  Laugh as much as you breathe.  Love as long as you live.  Say what you need to say.  Offer a helping hand when you’re able.  Appreciate all the things you do have.  Smile.  Celebrate your small victories.  Learn from your mistakes.  Realize that everything is a lesson in disguise.  Forgive.  And let go of the things you can’t control.

Pay attention to who your real friends are. – As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.  Remember, life is kind of like a party.  You invite a lot of people, some leave early, some stay all night, some laugh with you, some laugh at you, and some show up really late.  But in the end, after the fun, there are a few who stay to help you clean up the mess.  And most of the time, they aren’t even the ones who made the mess.  These people are your real friends in life.  They are the ones who matter most.

These are what I have learnt today and I hope by reading this, so have you. (:
If you belong to the group of people in my last point, I just want to say thanks for everything that you've done for me, I really appreciate it and that I would do the same for you too. 

Hi Baby,

Thanks for the maggie mee and hazelnut coffee. 

I love you. (:

Happy

Oh wow. You read it. You care. (:

100 times target.

Can you tell me how you feel, and what exactly are you planning to do right now? Why are you torturing me like this? I have tasted the sweetness you fed, and now you're pulling back because you think, it works. No... I'm telling you that it doesn't. Because I have never taken you for granted. I am the way I am because I know things can turn out much better than right now.

You know who you are. 

Speak to me now, before I die of ambiguity and insomnia.

We still have a 100 times target, remember? 

I dont exactly know why am I ranting my day away... I need an outlet I guess. Nobody reads this anyway. (:

I need a getaway... I seriously cant wait for my birthday, I want a chalet, I want more attention. (honestly)



Woke up at six am to prepare for school, the traffic was bad yet again (not surprising), attended lecture on my own and gave the wrong answer VERBALLY during Balwant's lecture. Hahahaha I was so wrong. But whatever, I dont really care about what others say now. Lecture ended 15 mins earlier, headed down to photocopying room to find Sj. It's funny how a photocopying standing-up session can turn to a stress-reliever chat outlet. I remember pressing the scanning button every now and then to scare Sj HAHAHA. Her test is coming up, all the best okay! REVISE NOW and no regrets, guilt can kill and swallow you whole.

Dajie was late but we were still trying to finish printing all of Sj's textbook. Ate at some foodcourt in school I never knew existed until today LOL. Talked about everything under the sun, laughed at all sorts of stories we compiled in our recent memories. I was extremely, extremely happy when Sj commented that I lost weight, I feel like at least I accomplished one of my goals this month, which is to eat healthy, exercise often and tone up my body. Besides sleep deprivation and my mind completely occupied with a shocking long list of to-dos, I feel better, comfortable and more confident.

Anyhoo, we went to some uncomfortable student lounge and sat on the carpet floor, revising till Dajie's lesson which starts at 3:30pm. Apparently, we realised that we couldn't even attempt the first few math questions in Dj's math assignment. I'm so sorry I cant help Dj. WHAT A JOKE. Jokers ah all. ): Hell, which adds on to the constant annoying rant in my head to BUCK UP LA... Afterwards Sj and I left school but before that we bought "Authentic Hokkaido Icecream" which tasted like Kings, or rather more diluted than Kings- Queens? LMAO. We sneaked the ice cream (mine in cup, Sj's in CONE HAHAHA) on bus 61 towards Bukit Batok. Hehehe boy, those stares from NP students. I was pretty paranoid thinking that they would tell on us. In fact we planned to split the fine 50-50 if we were caught. Then we went on to the Agnes B. Bag topic. HAHAHAHA one fine means one Agnes B. bag. So if I'm not caught, will I get my bag? Hehe funny ah. FUNNY AH. :<

Reached home, bathed and immediately, I say IMMEDIATELY, dozed off. When I woke up at 9pm, I thought it was time for morning class. -.- hahahahahaa

Skipped dinner(my family doesnt have dinner, slimming method for mum dad), drank dad's fruit juice. I think it consisted of 4 oranges, 3 apples. No honey, no sugar, no filtering of fibre. It's so healthy and I'm glad my dad does this EVERYDAY.

Did some leg raise, spent time with mum and dad watching 10 o'clock variety taiwan show, and back to my desk.

I miss the Boyfie. We didnt talk at all the whole day. He needs sleep/rest/naps way more than I do... Well he'll be out by tomorrow 9am! Happy much. :D Need more time to play now. Now now where or when can I have my fun back in my life.

11/10/11 last Tuesday, went to find Shah because he was going to have ligament operation the next day. Wasnt my first time, but didnt like it that much. Coughed and was too tired to go for that one hour tutorial the next day hahahaha sorry myself.